Who’d win?
I’d have to go with the Star Trek nerds on this one. They just seem slightly edgier (if I may use that term in this context) to me.
I gotta go with Star Wars geeks.
Because even though both are woefully uncoordinated and lacking in strength, when the actual fight breaks out, the Star Trek nerds are just going to stand there going “pchoo! pchoo!” with their fake phasers while the Star Wars geeks close the distance and beat them to death (albeit slowly and weakly) with their plastic lightsabers a la the Cinese “death of a thousand cuts.”
Because the fake Klingons sure won’t help out the fake Federation. 
I’d say the Trek nerds, but I’m showing my biases.
I hesitate to even get into this…I’d have to say Trekkers due to that Jamacian voiced thing with eyes on stalks.
We all win. Send them forth that they may do battle, and rid us of their unwashed bodies and cheetoh stained fingertips.
The Batman fans would beat them both…
Does this relate at all to the great Star Wars Trek?
How about the great Star Trek Wars?
If they were prepared.
I’m more of a Star Wars geek than Star Trek, so I’d have to say Star Wars.
But then again, I’m also on Batman’s side, and we’re *always * prepared.
Well they MIGHT, but they probably threw their backs out trying to swing those batleths that they had some guy in the shop class cut out of a piece of sheet metal.
;)Simulpost!
Well, there’s more hard core Trekkies than SWies,* but there are probably more non-geeks who would be willing to go to bat for Star Wars out of fond memories of their childhood and Tie Fighters kicking arse.
So, Star Wars geeks for teh win!
- They don’t even have their own name!
It’d be like watching a slow boring… well, I don’t know what… but it’d be slow and boring. With a lot of flailing, shin kicking and running away.
Wow, simulposts at 3:47, 3:48, 3:49 and 3:53.
Four in a row, tic tac toe.
I’ll go hide.
Gotta go with star wars. You figure some of those people want to be a Jedi and are thus more likely to have taken martial arts.
Some martial arts training > Geek slapping
That reminds me of watching Renaissance types practicing with their “swords” in a local park. Wow, does that ever not look like the movies.
The most important question here is, Who does CBG cast his lot with?
Trek nerds, if only because they have a wider assortment of homemade metal weaponry.
Shop-metal batleths beat plastic Han Solo blasters every time.
Tolkein geeks would have both their asses. In a florid, literary way, of course. 