Wars would wipe thier asses with Trekkers. Most of the Wars I know are pretty big guys - one of them is exceptionally beefed up.
OTOH all the Treks I know were weedy pussies who got beat up after math.
But I agree. The Batman Federation would smoke all them fools.
No! All hail the Harry Potter fandom! Wands out!
Okay, to answer the OP, SW nerds. I gave Star Trek a chance, but I’m absolutely obsessed with SW. You have to admit that Jedi and the Force are really cool.
Since I’m both, I get to beat myself up.
Well, in that case, I’m a fan of all three - SW, ST, and Batman. So what happens to me?
My favorite is Batman, though, so I guess I’m on their side.
The Trekkers would calmly explain how all of the cool stuff in Star Wars is complete nonsense with no logical or reason behind it whatsoever, and the Star Wars fans would be forced to agree and concede defeat.
Failing that, the Trekkers would take a page or two from Picard’s book and make a series of impassioned speeches, utterly convincing the Star Wars fans that their fandom does a disservice to humanity and they should be ASHAMED. Tsk tsk.
Trekkies would cut a side deal with the Batman Fanboys to fight the overly diplomatic Trekkers and StarWar fans.
If this failed we would take a page from Kirk’s book and rewrite the rules to the fight to somehow favors us.
Doesn’t really matter. Whoever wins is going to get bushwhacked and robbed blind by Browncoats in the parking lot, anyway.
Not true. The Browncoats will be delayed trying to put their firearms in spacesuits to be sure there is air around them. 
Using this logic, all the SW fans need to do is have a few people yell Picard and a few yell Kirk and let the Federation civil war start.
The Civil war may start, but it’d be over soon. While the Picard fans were running their diplomatic yaps, the TRUE Trekkies would have picked up a large styrofoam rock and smashed it over their opponents’ droning heads. Still leaving time to find a green alien chick before taking on the Star Wars fans.
What does it mean, “droning heads”?
Trekkies, because we rock, while you Star Wars geeks just go around growing your hair long and obsessing about how your fathers never loved you.
–Cliffy
Moving this, with great joy, to Cafe Society.
Hey, I am one of those geeks. Okay, the swords don’t look like much, but real swords have a nasty habit of killing you to death. The stuff they do in the movies would get you killed in a real fight about 80% of the time.
Gotta go, I leave for the Pennsic War. Just like the park, but, you know, with ten thousand people. I guarantee my army can take the Star Trek geeks and the Star Wars geeks. But maybe not the Batman geeks. You know, unless we managed a surprise attack.
A grand piano would materialize out of the fabric of spacetime, and drop on both groups.
<--------Patiently taps Throwing BatWings into palm rhythmically. Oh, you’ll just see, our little Uuber-Fan. You’ll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
I think he meant droning BALD heads.
So, are we talking about the people who self identify as fans of one of the franchises and join message boards to discuss them, or the people who dress up like their fave character and hold grudges against people who disagree with their interpretations of nitpicks?
Because the first type of person could come from anywhere, be any age, size, sex, education level, etc… The second type are often obsessive weirdos with few social skills and would not be likely to be able to mount a physical attack or defend themselves from one. So, they both lose before anything even begins.
:: rises from my captain’s chair, tugging at the bottom of my TNG Season VI tunic in the classic Picard Maneuver to pull it down over my pale belly and looks at my viewscreen themed wall projection with its hidden webcam ::
Resistence IS futile.
According to what I know think of as the authority on this kind of thing, the Star Wars geeks beat the Star Trek Nerds. cite
According to what I know think of as the authority on this kind of thing, the Star Wars geeks beat the Star Trek Nerds. cite