Or an even more inane reference.
May your characters meet the dreaded Gazebo!
Ooooh i wanna play too!
May the lag beast take up residence in your modem!
May all your base belong to the Teletubbies!
May your computer be replaced by a Colecovision set!
May your CD-ROM drive really get replaced by a cupholder, and may you have to call tech support to fix it!
LilyoftheValley: the Colecovision one was vicious! :), I will add this to that curse:
… with a Black and White TV for monitor!
But I like Furry Star Trek Fanfic!
It is not directed at you Trinopus 
Furries are OK in my book, but I am not a fanatic: I like all animation and cartoons, I am more into anime.
All those curses are directed at a lower creature than the geeks that put themselves as the hero in their fanfic: the gamer spammer.
This gamer spammer is at the same level as pond scum, Dart Vader’s underwear, snot that came out the sphinx’s nose, and telemarketers!