In next week’s (!) Staff Report on the Baker’s Dozen, at http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mbakersdozen.html, Dex says:
Aha! You’re the one who’s been hiding Jimmy Hoffa’s body all these years!
Huh? What are you quoting? … and that staff report is today’s entry, not next week’s.
Ah, sorry. I see that my report has been edited somewhere along the line to include that “-ster” stuff.