I was in the mall today against my will, as I believe these places suck the marrow out of your soul. I noted with a bare flicker of interest that there was a Baby Gap, a Kid Gap, and a…well…GAP Gap. My question is, why isn’t there a Geezer Gap? They could sell highwater pants and white socks and matching jogging suits. How about a Generation Gap? There could be bell bottoms and butterfly collars, etc.
And here’s my real brainstorm…a place called Gap Tooth for on-the-spot cosmetic dentistry. Whaddya think?
Mr. Athena and I used to giggle about the various Gaps that kept opening on the Pearl St. Mall in Boulder, CO. We kept expecting them to open a Gap for Dogs, to go with the Women’s Gap, Men’s Gap, and Gap for Kids.
Not to spoil the fun of the thread or anything, but having had my foot in three states at the same time at Cumberland Gap came to mind as I was reading the other posts here.
That and Spark Plug Gap, although I doubt you’d expect a mall store with nothing but spark plugs. Be like the Scotch Tape Boutique thay had on SNL one time.