Is opening for business. I have a small confectioner’s shop called Ice Cream Socialism. We pride ourselves on our international selection of nuts and berries - in fact, we feature a different World Nut Daily.
My friend has the pet store across the mall - each parakeet comes with a Certificate of Live Bird!
Plenty of room still left to fill in the mall, so let us know your store business plans!
What a fucking stupid idea.
Hey, you posted this in the pit!
In view of this thread, how about a Waffle Shop?
Well…what about a place called Boston’s, were we could have tea parties??
-XT
Do you have a store that sells lame pitting ideas?
If your shop in the Food Court spills their oil all over the place, management apologizes to you!
In the Atlanta underground a few years ago, there was a lester Maddox shop that sold commemorative axe handles. That was real, no imagination necessary. It seemed so wrong that I bought one for my brother.
I have a feeling Ned Flanders’ shop won’t be welcome there…
Are you making some sort of sinister suggestion?
No Tea Party Mall would be complete with a Secure Borders Bookstore.
Or a hair cutting salon, called SuperTaxCuts
Almost sounds like a soviet russia joke. Almost…
Can’t go without a Target.
Other useful stores:
Crate & Gun Barrel
Blood Bath and Beyond (stolen from The Simpsons)
Grizzly Mama Beauty Boutique
For those who bring babies with them to the mall, each bathroom will be supplied with a hopey-changey station.
The Pierced Earmark kiosk
Suckers ‘R’ Us
Anchor BabiesЯUs
Joke threads are more of an MPSIMS kind of thing, so I’m moving this accordingly.
Blood of Tyrants Garden Center