Garland Peed and Gary Kreep ...

… are running against each other for a judgeship in San Diego. It’s the battle of the unfortunate surnames! I feel like both of them must have had a terrible time in grade school, so they both get my sympathy there. However, Kreep lives down to his name and is a prominent Birther, so that made my choice easy.

So much for picking a horse by its name.

Maybe this will have more luck in MPSIMS. Moved from Elections.

What do you mean? Peed is a way cooler name than Kreep!

Peed for Judge! (And for every other good cause- being pregnant, I’ve got pee to spare)

My wife was making her voting decisions today, and she read those names out to me this morning. She also declined to vote for Mr. Kreep.

I’ll admit I considered writing in “Anyone With A Better Last Name”.

. . . only 'cause Mickey Rooney made her laugh so hard.