Presents for all!(just don’t ask me to squeeze into a chimney, allright? :))
You guys all rock! THank you for all the birthday wishes 
No, the sooner I get off of work, and prepare for my day of drinking and debauchery…the better I’ll be.
-Sam
Oh, my God, I’m older that GaWd, too! Have a happy one, GaWd.
Happy birthday, bloke!
Thanks so much, Mate!
-Sam
Happy Birthday Sam!!
Will Rick James be playing at the party? 
John, the jail term has kinda split Rick and I apart. We were like brothers once ::Sniff, sniff:: and now it’s all over with(Now that he’s gone, who smokes all the coke?).
If it’s any consolation, Seadiver will be channeling Rick while VogueVixen plays an old “Superfreak” 75.
-Sam
Have a great day and make sure you celebrate as only Gawd would do!!!
Happy Birthday! I don’t do those birthday spankings…how about 24 kisses?
The Universe suddenly makes so much more sense.
I woke up this morning to: a baby who had shat all over himself, his crib, and his floor; food left out from dinner last night (including prep food, which had to be thrown away); no dishes done last night and dinner dishes still all over the table; dishes and paraphenalia left out on my desk all night; a huge cigarette burn on my surge suppressor; and we’re almost out of milk.
This all makes complete sense now that I know two things about the Creator of the Universe:
- He’s a Leo
- He’s only 24 years old.
Happy birthday anyhow, GaWd…you complete bastard.
C-Sue, thank you, I’m gonna party this afternoon, and we’ll see just how old I really am!
Michi, anytime honey…but seeing as I don’t make it to Florida very often(Now that you know the creator is only 24, and not of retirement age yet), we might have to have some cyber action here
Hamadryad…What can I say? As creator of the universe, it’s my duty to ensure that you’re the best mom possible
And, it’s 24 years old, but it’s really chinese years multiplied by the Hebrew years…
-Sam
Happy Birthday GaWd!
Happy Birthday!
Hi everyone! happy b-day gawd.
I was getting kind of lonely in my own bday thread when someone invited me over here! well, today is my day also, august 10, can I join the party?!
Happy Birthday GaWd!!!
Congratulations GaWd! What’s the deal, 1 squicking for each year?
hmmm…it appears mister GaWd is of higher priority than poor eyor…well, um, I made cake! And I have beer! no, I have vodka! c’mon, lets celebrate.
Happy Birthday, Sam. Here’s hoping for a great day and many more years to come.
-Sarah
Happy Birthday GaWd.
Wear your fancy outfits for today, so you can dance Birthday dances and spin birthday tales and eat birthday food and drink birthday food.
Happy Birthday GaWd!
spin spin spin
Its your birthday.
pat
I for one always knew the creator was a fellow leo. And no, all gibes from you non-leos will not change the fact that we’re inherently cool and talented.
Hey I’ve got GaWD on MY side.
Happy birthday Sam. Hope you had a goo one mate.
Hear, hear! Hail Leos!
enilorac, look! Someone else who says “goo”!!!