Attention Dopers! It is now GaWd’s Birthday! That’s right, his birthday ain’t on Christmas, it’s on August 10th. Wish him a Happy Birthday, why dontcha?
So, how old is GaWd today?
Somersaults and happy hops to ya, GaWd!! Happy Birthday!!!
GaWd! You dirty old man! You’re how old today?
I brought you your favorite cake… a big carrot cake, all decorated up purty for you, too.
The kegs are in the semi pulling up behind me. I know it’s your birthday, but I think you might not mind lending a hand for all-you-can-drink beer…
Later, I’ll put on that leather hooker outfit, and do ice carving with a chainsaw, for the evening’s entertainment.
Maybe after that, I’ll make up a batch of warm caramel sauce…
Oh, and if I forgot…
Have a wonderful birthday, and many, many, many more like them to come.
Freak Boy, thanks for the thread…I’m an old, crotchety, worn-out, downtrodden 24 and 15 minutes old!
Baglady, I missed the demonstration of your grace and flexibility at the BBQ! 
Awww Java…you know just how to make a guy feel
/me is fantasizing about leather and ice-statues and a woman with a chainsaw, and a donkey…wait, how’d that get in here???
Bah!
Happy birthday to me! Thank you guys!
-Sam
Happy birthday, Gawd!
and now I can honestly say I’m older than Gawd…
You can get you a hooker outfit right here. But wouldn’t you prefer a dominatrix cat suit?
Oh BTW GaWd, I got you a Squicking Set for your birthday, I’m sure you’ll be able to make good use of it in the pit.
Now where’s that beer? I’ve got a drunk in my stomach who needs a refill.
G-dude: hey congrats, never thought you’d make it to that age. 
ALL of 24, eh? :wally
Oh yeah, I can get you that donkey too! We’re gonna have a REAL party!
Only $19.95?
Wow, a free squicking Set!? My very own? <GaG> I think I’ll just give it to you for your birthday next year…
Daniel, Dave…thank you for your wonderful Birthday wishes! Anymore age comments, and I’ll smite you all!
-Sam
Happy Birthday Gawd. Hmmm, I never thought I’d actually say that. Now I get to say it every year.
Grattis på födelsedagen(Happy birthday)GaWd!
Just for you I where this today.
Bon anniversaire, GaWd!!
Actually, because of the occasion, you’ll get it at a low low one time price of ZERO!!! Of course, the shipping and handling is going to run you about 39.90.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear GaWd…happy birthday to you.
:::looking around:::
Why is everyone staring at me. It was only a little off key.
Happy Birthday anyway, and I promise not to sing again.
Freak, are you gonna ride that thing out to me for $39.90 in shipping, or what?
Thank you Anniz…what would a birthday be without a touch of soft-porn?
And Audrey, thanks for my French Happy B-day…
And Blue Monchichi…that is so American, off-key and everything!
-Sam
Happy Birthday! Way to go! You made it! Good going!
Have a great day–enjoy it! (Like you wouldn’t!)
Oh, and congrats to MaWm, also!
Happy birthday GaWd. I hope that you have a great one.
Happy Birthday GaWd !!
Does this mean I get presents, too? Just like on little Baby Jesus’s birthday? Woo Hoo.
Happy Birthday Gawd!