News for you gay dopers: You’re not fit to be parents. Glenn T. Stanton has spoken. The details are here.
(Oh, but there is a link you can click on to be freed from your homosexuality. Fair’s fair, after all!)
Gaah! Next three people to condemn Christianity on the basis of its atrocities towards gay people will get a free pass on the rant from me, even though I can show plenty of evidence for those of us who are not bigots of this stripe.
Some people really should have played in traffic when they were kids.
Apparently it is better for children to be left unadopted than to have to deal with a parent of the “wrong” sex buying a training bra or teaching them how to shave (like women don’t know how to shave? We probably shave 10 times the area that men do. No one taught me how to shave anyway, and the idea of a parent doing so is a bit creepy. OK, enough shaving hijack.) And woudn’t two gay fathers be ideal for preparing a girl for her first dance? She’ll be fabulous! 
{SIGH}
Esprix
Geeze, it seems like these people have never heard of aunts or uncles.
Sheesh!
(I mean, for a girl with say, two dads, could ask her aunt about menstruation and girl stuff…or a female friend of Dads).
Well, now, granted that a real woman would never go messing around with a big, dirty, oily car engine or try her hand at building anything, you have to take into consideration that a lot of these lesbians are awfully butch. Why, I’ll bet some of them change their own oil and everything!
Well, yeah, that one’s a no-brainer. I mean, duh! Obviously lesbians don’t know anything about “caring for and protecting women”!
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Ow! I think I sprained a muscle in my eye socket!
Some fundies are in for a surprise at the pearly gates…
“Oh, the ‘people have different genders’ thing? nah, we don’t have that here; it was an interesting experiment though, hmm?”
Excuse me! Why couldn’t I tell a little girl about menstruation? I talk about it with all my female friends! Obviously this fellow has never heard of fag hags.
(Jeez, this guy is now on my list of People who Make Me Grateful for Premier Landry, and it’s a damn short list.)
Huh- I’ll have to ask my friend Brian, father of two lovely girls who he has raised on his own for the last 16 years, how on earth he survived or taught his girls the life skills they need.
Jebus on a pogo stick, are these people stupid or what?
Zette
So, in other words…I, as a physician, would be unqualified to help my daughter understand menstruation. However, I would be qualified to teach my son about working on cars, despite the fact that I can barely put gas in the damn thing.
Not enough eye-rolling smileys in the world.
Dr. J
Lord, Doc, did you drop out of Gender-Appropriate Skills class or something? Ability to work on cars comes with the Y chromosome, or so the teenager who totally destroyed my Toyota “rebuilding it” a few years ago led me to understand.
matt, you know I love you to bits, but let me tell you something-if my DAD had explained menstruation and periods and sex to me, I think I would have died from complete and utter embarassment.
Trust me. It’s a girl thing. 
I think I would have an easier time teaching my daughter about menstruation and girly stuff than boy stuff.
I play soccer, but don’t really care about any other sports too much.
I don’t have the slightest idea how to do most things with a car. Hell, I don’t even change my own oil.
Ditto with building stuff, but I had to learn a certain amount so I wouldn’t go broke.
Guns kida scare me.
Well, I guess families are only important to these particular people as long as they stay within the narrow range of “acceptable” families. Obviously orphans/kids being shuttled around to foster homes are better than being raised by these… “people”.
Well, I confess I’m glad I have a son, so I don’t have to deal with the whole menstruation tip.
Ummm. Is it bad that my first thought upon seeing the thread title was: “What? Is this talking about an Adopt-a-gay program?” I can just see the adverts now…
“Adopt a gay! Help support this persecuted species!”
“Adpot a gay and get a free toaster for your efforts!”
back to OP
Ugg. Nothing like good ol’ fashioned gender-based sterotypes alongside good ol’ fashioned orientation discrimination. Gah.
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Doesn’t he realize that in every lesbian couple there’s one hairy, sweaty, bull dyke who knows more about auto repair and heavy construction than most men who can give a boy more then enough of a masculine role model.
And doesn’t he also realize that all male gay couples include one flaming, sissy, nelly boy, who knows more about lacy, frilly things than most women who can give a girl more than enough of a feminine role model.
[Smilie inserted for the sarcasm impaired.]
Geez Louise, if you’re going to play the stereotypes, play them all the way through.
And then there are us Guys With a Good Attitude Towards Menstruation.
I dunno… I’m sure that if I had two dads, I wouldn’t really be more embarassed about telling them I had my period as I was telling my mom. It’s not a girl thing for me, I figure it’s kinda embarassing either way.
Come on…hasn’t anyone here seen that early 90’s TV show called “My Two Dad’s” where two men tried to raise a girl and tons of hilarity ensued.
I just have to think of my friend who’s mom died when she was little and thus she was raised by her father. I know she figured out menstration somehow… :rolleyes: