Gay Love In The Animal Kingdom

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Despite hundreds and hundreds of years of furious denial, a new Museum exhibit in Norway carefully and scientifically puts to rest forever the assertion that homosexual behaviors are limited to human beings.

It appears to be a very well-researched and excellently presented exhibit. What a tragedy that there isn’t a snowball’s chance in…well, in Hell that this show could ever tour the United States of America.

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( By “hundreds and hundreds of years”, I refer to the cite given in the article of the Church Council of Nablus in 1120 A.D. To me, that’s long ago enough. )

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Gay whales “sparring with giant penises”??? Man, the gay whales get to have all the fun.

… until their giant penises are cut off, dried, and mounted in an Oslo museum, I guess. :dubious:

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“The exhibition then uses macaques and apes to introduce the unsuspecting visitor to the practice of ‘diddling’, in which the primates gently hold each other’s scrotums. It is a way of establishing trust, Brockman suggests. Certainly you would not allow yourself to be diddled by someone you did not trust.”

Ya think?

I love the title of the article. Reminded me of Noel Coward’s parody of the Cole Porter tune. Coward’s version: “Birds do it, bees do it, nice young men who sell antiques do it…”

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[QUOTE=Lightray]
Gay whales “sparring with giant penises”??? Man, the gay whales get to have all the fun.

… until their giant penises are cut off, dried, and mounted in an Oslo museum, I guess. :dubious:
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You’ll have to pry them out of their cold, dead flippers.

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Bastards.

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“Leading homosexuals?” Like… she’s really, really good at it?

Lucky for her girlfriend, I guess, but I don’t see what that has to do with her opinion about gay sheep.

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[QUOTE=panache45]
You’ll have to pry them out of their cold, dead flippers.
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Or possibly, out of the nearest blowhole. :eek:

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[QUOTE=Miller]
“Leading homosexuals?” Like… she’s really, really good at it?

Lucky for her girlfriend, I guess, but I don’t see what that has to do with her opinion about gay sheep.
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I thought the same thing. What exactly makes one a “leading homosexual?” “Leading” and “well known” aren’t necessarily synonyms.