…that you’re Visiting with your Husband, and you see a Photo of your Ex there.
Yeah, that’s awkward.
For a minute there, I thought you’d seen Cynthis Plaster Casters exhibit.
Was the erection of this museum covered by an endowment from Ron Jeremy?
It’s a great museum, one of the highlights of our trip. The gift shop alone is worth the price of admission. We treasure our bottle opener.
Who or what provided the handle?
A tree and a skilled wood carver.
I’ve heard of those things being called “trunks”, but using a whole tree for a bottle opener seems … excessive.
Nah, it’s funded by contributions from members. It was hard raising the funds, but they pulled it out.
I think it’s going to be a stiff challenge to top that one. But posters are coming this way to do just that. Gotta hand it to 'em; where there’s desire, there’s results.
Have they told who was the model?
Woody Harrelson?
Tree Rollins?
Branch Rickey?
Long John Silver
Justin Timberlake
I had not considered that. It’s completely unsurprising, though. I think I was slightly happier not knowing.
Perhaps the plaster caster lady’s estate will donate.
She created a impressive collection of musicians uh instruments.
See, this is why I love this place. 
Hugh Johnson
Jackman
Hugh. G. Rekshin
I am guessing there is not a vagina museum?