This is the academic opportunity all closet phallologists, such as myself, have been waiting for all these years.
Excellent news. However:
Gift tokens eh? Just in time for Christmas.
But seriously, a generous benefactor has given the museum a gift token. Is the token for his own penis (to be detached following death, or when no longer required, whichever is the sooner) ) or is the token to be given to a luckless museum customer who must surrender his penis on demand (whether he still needs it or not)?
I was rather disappointed when I visited that website, to click on the link labelled “Honorary Members” only to find it was just a list of names of people.
May I presume that in the likely event one’s office is not liberally festooned with veiny dongs the website in question is unsafe for workaday visitation?
I think i’ve just worked out why whales are in danger. It’s not harpooning - it’s gentlemen whales! Ouch that thing looks sharp. I bet the lady whales swim away very fast when they see that coming at them. :eek: