Hopefully this won’t be completely incoherent but I’m both drunk AND pissed off. I got into a fight tonight (and that’s really stupid for someone my age). I have the shiner and some seriously bruised knuckles and quite possibly, when I sober up, I’ll need to see a doctor. And all because some people are both stupid and intolerant, but, luckily, they also think that gay people (and their friends) can’t fight.
Anyway, the fight happened because a bunch of us were drinking and talking about gay rights and gay marriage in the US, and how criminal it is that there are American’s who think that it’s right and proper to deny gays the same basic rights that everyone else have. Think about that for a moment…American citizens are denied the same rights as other American citizens simply because of what they do in their own bedrooms and who they do it with. I mean…WTF??
Several of my friends are gay. They were talking about some of the hardships they have gone through (they are all older people like me, so they have gone through some serious hardships in their lifetimes), and how they still struggle because of the prejudices of people who want to deny them the same rights that most other American’s enjoy…the right to marriage and all the legal things that entitles the rest of us married heterosexuals too. As we were talking, some bozos at another table kept making comments. At first, I didn’t even notice. I tend to focus on any discussion I’m having…and I also tend to focus on the whole drinking things as well, so I’m generally oblivious to what anyone else who isn’t part of my circle is saying. Eventually, however, they got to be seriously obnoxious. It wasn’t just snide remarks, they were interjecting a lot of pretty vile slurs and insulting remarks into our private conversation. Eventually, even someone as drunk and clueless as me started to notice.
Long story short, two of these guys at the other table had serious issues with gays and the whole gay marriage issue. Me, being me, once I started to twig to this, I wanted to have a debate about it, and, being me, I wanted to grind their stupid faces in their stupidity. I asked them the question that has always seriously bothered me…how can American’s think it’s fair or right to deny other American citizens the rights they enjoy simply because of what they do in their own bedrooms and with who? It’s like the whole thing about denying some American citizens rights that others have simply due to their skins. We fucking resolved this in the 60’s, morons! (as an aside at this point, me being drunk AND obviously hispanic probably didn’t help things in these guys mind).
Anyway, the word became more and more heated, with these guys getting more and more angry (and me throwing hydrogen on the bonfire, I have to admit…guilty as charged), so that eventually we all ‘stepped outside’. Drunk XT stumbles out just in time for the standard male shouting/pushing match that seemingly is how most people work themselves up to start throwing punches. Drunk and pissed off XT doesn’t go for these preliminaries, however, instead walks up, plants his big cowboy boot on the instep of asshole number one and punches asshole number two in the chest, where it will REALLY hurt…and then gets hit from behind by asshole number 3, who drunk XT was too, well, drunk to notice.
Mad fighting ensues for about, oh, 30 seconds or so, when bigoted assholes are scraped up by the ‘faggots’ and their friends, and someone gives (old) and drunk XT a hand up and helps him dust off and check to see if all his teeth are still attached and if everything is working at least nominally. It all seems to be, so the designated drivers drive us all home, while the rantage continues.
Home now, and my pissed off level has actually gone up as the events percolate through the whiskey fumes. WTF is wrong with people? Why the hell would anyone butt into someone’s private conversation in the first place? We weren’t particularly loud (well, XT has a loud and carrying voice, especially when he is into the argument, but I don’t think I was any louder than anyone else in the place…I might have been saying ‘fuck’ a lot, but that didn’t seem to be the crux of these idiots problem anyway. I don’t get it. How can anyone think that these kinds of laws and this level of blockage and foot dragging on this issue are going to accomplish anything in the long run. It’s like those idiot whites in the south. When I was a kid I remember seeing (on the one guy in our neighborhoods black and white TV) school children like me who were getting set on by dogs and hit by water hoses. How did those fucking morons thing that was a good idea? What the fuck did they think their legacy was going to be, or how they’d be viewed by history? How can real American’s do things like this and BE fucking American’s?
Well, I’m winding down now, so I’m just going to try to leave you all with some words of wisdom…
Oh, fuck that. And fuck you to, tall white leathery faced motherfucker with the cowboy hat on. I ENJOYED putting my fist through your solar plexus. That look on your pasty white face was, as in the Visa commercials…priceless. I wish I had time to show you the pleasures of my cowboy boots connecting with your testicles, but alas, your blond buddy with the 5 o-clock shadow sucker punched me before I could introduce your balls to my boots. Sadly for buddy number 3 when you sucker punch a drunk, overweight and highly pissed off Hispanic never NEVER grab him by the collar and start pushing him backwards. You never know when you might learn what the term kataguruma with Ippon-Seoi-Nage…the result being that a drunk, fat and highly pissed off Hispanic guy managed to land right on top of you, just when the world stopped moving. (full confession…I acheived Ippon-Seoi-Nage more because I was so hugely drunk than from any skill on my part in this little encounter. It was a lot of fun to land on the guys chest because I over rotated on the shoulder throw though…220 pounds of pissed off Hispanic squashing the guy who hit me with a sucker punch flat).
In summary, if you are a bunch of bigoted assholes who are intolerant of others, then just stay at your table, mind your own business, and in general STFU. Whatever someone is discussion at another table is NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, you sway backed shit kickers! If you want to keep your poisoness and brain death beliefs then that’s your look out…you can lead even an idiot such as yourselves to knowledge, but you can’t make them think. But, just so you know, once you start spewing out the shit I’m going to tell you my mind…I think you and others like you are ignorant assholes who are a blot on the honor of our nation, you are unAmerican in every sense of the word, and no only do I revile you as deeply as possible, but history will look back on pieces of shit such as yourself and they will judge you in exactly the same way that those southerners were judged for turning firehoses and dogs on little boys and girls just trying to go to school…American citizens turning firehoses and dogs on other American citizens children to keep them from going to school.
I’d say that I will derive a lot of satisfaction from your eventual shame and humiliation as your positions are shown to be the travisty they are but…well, beating the crap out of 3 of you, and having my friends do the same for the other guys at that table was satisfaction enough. I hope I squished the shit out of asshole number 3 when my fat Hispanic body came crashing down on him because, man, that felt good!
-XT