Apropos of the Robertson/Chavez flap, is there some tin-pot Latin American dictator we can convince to call publicly for the assassination of Fred Phelps?
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I find it only mildly ironic, in view of this thread, that the sign of the covenant never to wipe out mankind by a flood is the rainbow.
If you are a hater, intent on identifying natural disasters as God’s anger against sinners, the actual content of the Bible doesn’t matter to you, except as it can be used to support your views.
If Yahweh was going to destroy a city for its wicked gayness you think he’d hurl a comet at Boston or Montreal, not devastate a bunch of red states! :rolleyes:
Follow the money – God’s getting a piece of it all.
And he’ll be around a lot longer than Meyer Lansky.
Whoa, hey, careful with your God-meteors, there.
Look, don’t start giving the Big Guy any ideas, okay? :eek:
Hey I’m a Bostonian (where the owls say “whom”). I didn’t think we had a reputation for “wicked gayness”.
Although I am a rugged heterosexual :rolleyes: , I am proud that Massachusetts has had the guts to be the first and only state in the union to allow same-sex marriages.
Now, all the children of right-wing politicians have a place to live and get married.
Up yours Dick “the Draft-Dodger” Cheney !!!
Nope no natural disasters here. Everything’s fine. (The humidity is really bad though - about 90%).
Brilliant rebuttal.
Apparently all the poor brown people are closeted gays. That’s my take on it.
Meanwhile, I think the gay community should move to Michigan or Wisconsin, where the worst thing we have is snow and crappy roads.
I think it would be an excellent way to test these zealots thinking.
If a tsunami wiped out Detroit first, really, who’d care? then, I’d start believing in this theory that God Smites Gays with Weather. Secondly, we really need Gay in the UP. It’s in desperate need of redecorating. Deer head wall decor, anyone?
It might be the fault of the lesbians, they keep saying on the news that the city is flooding because some dykes failed.
If I were one of those people screaming Bible verses, I would have picked “Jesus wept,” because it’s real easy to remember.
I’d just like to note (not entirely with pride) that I called it way back on Sunday, before Katrina even hit land.
Or even better, piss on them.
The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella.
But more upon the just, because
The unjust hath the just’s umbrella.
It’s ludicrous to blame the hurricane on gays. Everyone knows that “Private Katrina” is merely working on behalf of Islamic extremists.
I say it’s time we used out natural-disaster causing powers for good. Let’s all head out to Jerry Falwell’s house and start gaying it up. Maybe we can get his home blighted by a swarm of locusts, or something.
I thought Mel and his SO were already working on that end of things! 
This is topical for me. Someone just gave me this book by Barbara Johnson called Put a geranium in your hat. Its her story, and from her first book, about how her faith helped her in her many tragedies in life. Her husband was in a bad accident and temporarily blinded. Then her son got killed in Vietnam. Then her other son was killed by a drunk driver. After all this happens, she finds gay porn in another son’s room.This,she says, was the worst day of her life. Amazing. 
I know itsnot about natural disasters being judgment, but it shocked me.
There’s nothing new under the Sun. Or, since we’re also talking about gays and Jesus, there’s nothing new on top of the Son.
Gomorrah was somewhat more laid back in its deviancy compared to Sodom. Lots of heavy petting and hickeys and such. They were also an untidy people who did leave pizza boxes strewn about and toenail clippings unswept. Had they simply heeded the word of the Lord and not continued putting unrinsed dishes into the dishwasher, they would have been fine.
But they did irritate the Lord, who, co-sign or not, did see fit to evict them. And lo, the garbage disposal did smell sweet once more.
Personally, I think the Repent America crowd got upped.