I’ll be inhabiting my usual spot in the bushes, if anyone’s looking for me.
Can I watch?
Although I am fond of, um, male-on-male action, this post brought to you because matt_mcl once asked why only girl-on-girl action gets these kinds of posts.
Dude, cruising the park is SO 1978…
Well, NOW you tell me, with only one day left of my vacation time! Pffft!
Background story: I’m stalking swampbear (don’t let him know), and I was referring to hiding in his bushes.
I know. You just gave the perfect (if you’ll pardon the expression) straight line and I couldn’t resist the joke. 
jayjay next time you get a hankering for some southern hospitiality…
SisterCoyote you can watch as long as you don’t critique. 
What’s to critique? 
Form? Style? Delivery? Dismount?
We’ll all meet in the parking lot of Ryans. (KY can be hard to come by in south Georgia, but the Winn Dixie brand of auto transmission fluid works just as well and is only 92 cents a can.)
I think I just found something to critique.
:eek:
They built a new Ryan’s since you were here. The old Ryan’s is now called The Harvest Buffet. A delightful mixture of Italian, Southern, Japanese and Chinese cuisine. Surprisingly enough, it ain’t too bad. Apparently they are soon to add in Mexican!
Also, in a pinch, the Harvey’s Supermarket brand of shortening works quite well.
And non-toxic. (I’m glad that Sampiro has joined our party, too. Be a dear and keep the lit cigarettes away from my limbs, would you?)
Mama’s little baby likes shortnin’, shortnin’…
How’s the Crisco supply?
I think Loretta Lynn said it best. “Crisco will do you proud every time.”
But it’s not latex compatible!! :eek:
(And to SisterCoyote)
So use sheep intestines – that’s an old standby, isn’t it? From pre-rubber days. Crisco ought to work just fine with them, and you can even pan-fry 'em afterwards.
dies of ew
You forgot the final “e”.