Not if you were HUMAN, anyway.
The other races, including the more variant Near-Humans, not so much.
(And since I’m convinced I’d probably be an Ewok if I lived in the SW-verse…)
Unless you happened to live on Alderaan, of course. Or any other planet which has any rebel sympathizers anywhere on it.
Right, but if the Rebellion hadn’t existed, that wouldn’t have been neccessary. According to the movies, the Rebellion was rebelling against the supression of the rebellion, and nothing more. Frankly, it was pretty much Leia’s fault - she dragged Aldaraan into the conflict by smuggling military secrets on a diplomatic shiop.
Dr Horrible. He has a phd. (In horribleness, but still.)
And die a hideous death as debris from the DS2 rained down on your world? :dubious:
I think I’d pick Brain. As long as you played along and allowed him to have his fun, I don’t think the average citizen’s life would change much.
Besides, there’s always Pinky to fuck it up. Progrom against the Jews? Pinky in charge? So we all go SHOE-less for a couple of months. Big deal.
Hell, I love it here on the papermache’ Earth. We even got these cool t-shirts!
Evil Spock
Oh, and if I might add;
poit!
Assuming you mean the hirsute first officer of the ISS Enterprise, he wasn’t evil. And its canon that the reforms he initated after assassinating Mirror Kirk and moving himself to power led to the downfall of the Terran-Vulcan alliance, the enslavement of both their races, and the ascension of Evil Bisexual Kira to power in Bajor.
Thus proving that his rulership would be of benefit to the world.
At least Evil Bisexual Kira might be an entertaining choice.
They’re playing our song: STAR WARS: Endor Holocaust
You don’t even need to pretend. Embrace your evilness! According to the Professor, you wanted to hold the entire world in thralldom, with a vast army and dark magical servants to enforce your will, blotting out every remaining bit of light and hope while you wielded the One Ring in eternal mastery over all. Are you really surprised that no one picked this as a desired outcome? :dubious:
Oh yes, and on the plus side, he is so hot!
As a half-deity, I do believe I am eligible for this taking-over-the-world business. Where do I sign up? Is there a For Dummies book I can brush up on?
Huh, really? Aside from just ruling over most of Europa with an iron fist? I never realized that the Foglio fanservice went both ways.
No question, according to my wife. Kaja has been a good influence on Phil in that respect.
Abner Devereaux (Anthony Zerbe’s character in KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park. Just for laughs.
I’d choose Non, General Zod’s dumb henchman from Superman II. He is easily distracted, and shouldn’t be difficult to keep happy while the world continues as normal. His destructive urges can be channelled into demolition and mining projects. “Great Non, the evil Piers Morgan has disrespected you, and is hiding in a quarry!” And if he really gets out of line, he can be cowed into submission with a couple hula-hoops and a mirror.
Agreed.
Narf, Brain!
Narf, Brain!
Man, that movie was so cool when I was seven.