Just BJs? Interesting. Blaming gays for liking acts such as anal sex – giving or receiving – never made much sense to me. As though gays own the market as it were, and that men haven’t been into that since the dawn of time. The prostate’s location is what it is, and the sphincter muscles are tight by design; that certain playgrounds occupy same space as a waste disposal site is inconvenient to be sure, but if you believe in God or gods and that (s)he/it/they created all things, blame him/her/it/them (and if they’re all gay or bi, then I guess one can in fact blame god).
He does seem to know an awful lot about what they’re into.
Blessed are the Pizzamakers, for they shall inherit the salami.
It’s all the fault of those slutty animals. If they don’t want to have sex, why are they running around naked?
Who pays attention to Pat Robertson? I get that it’s fun to post links to his inane babblings, but does he still have an actual audience?
At this point I think his audience consists solely of atheists who watch and listen to him just so they can go run off to their lefty media and say, “See, see, look at this retarded thing this retard said.”
Oh gosh guys, I wish I could live in your parallel universe. In this one, Pat Robertson is still an extremely influential voice in conservative Christian broadcast media worldwide. He’s the founder and chairman of the Christian Broadcasting Network and still co-hosts The 700 Club, one of the longest-running TV shows ever and one of the most popular evangelical media outlets in the US.
The 700 Club has about one million daily viewers in cable/syndication formats, and its parent organization has launched CBNAsia and CBNIndia and other hugely popular international counterparts, making the CBN empire one of the world’s largest mass-market Christian television organizations.
When you joke that nobody pays any attention to Pat Robertson nowadays in media and politics except a bunch of librul atheist media elites milking him for the lulz, you’ve got it exactly backwards. Nobody but the librul atheist media elites could imagine that Robertson is actually powerless or irrelevant in modern mass media.
Bestiality? No problem: I’m a furry.
(The link is safe. Honest.)
I laughed.
Psh, I liked blow jobs before they were popular. But now that’s its so mainstream, I’ve moved on to something even better: BL’s. And no I won’t tell you what the L stands for
I do really, really enjoy blowjobs. And I guess it is the fault of gay guys. Since hetro dudes won’t let me blow them.
Did someone say bestiality? <– SFW Video… Mostly
Well, “lettuce”, of course, but you forgot “tomato”. Maybe sex isn’t better than a BLT, but only if I’ve just had one.
Jesus loves you physically!
If I were Pat, I’d be pretty steamed. He had to work hard to earn his money, condemning gays by the sweat of his brow for decades, and here come some upstart bigots who make one little remark that’s only a little anti-gay, and they get a tidal wave of donations for it!
Just don’t let Him give you a handjob. Getting snagged in one of those holes hurts.
Right? I’ve never been the slightest bit tempted to kiss a guy. Not because it’s gross or anything, it’s just that I’m, well, straight. I’ve always known that I was straight, even before I really knew what that was. And when I’ve talked to gay friends, they felt the same way (only about the same sex, of course). So any time someone yells about the temptation of gay sex, I can only conclude that that person is not straight. Because actual straight people aren’t tempted, by definition.
If you wanted a list of bigots, the donor list for that GoFundMe would be a good place to start, hmm?
So if I’m a girl that likes to give blowjobs, does that make me a lesbian?
I think that makes you popular.