If you’re a lesbian who’s giving blowjobs, I really think you need to read the manual.
Resistance is futile. Prepare to be asspounded.
I like anal sex, and I’m a straight woman.
Do I blame gays for liking anal sex?
I’m confused.
Yeah, it’s crazy. People act like the things he says are Gospel! 
But seriously, I still can’t understand why Christians get soooo much more worked up about gays than issues that are ostensibly central themes of their religion. Jesus wasn’t hung up about sex. He rescued the adulterer when she was about to get stoned, and he made a point of hanging out with prostitutes and tax collectors (without, AFAIK, becoming a crazy whore or tax collector himself). This whole “being in the presence of ‘deviants’ will turn you into one” simply does not jibe with The Man’s example. Who will the Right hate when gays are finally off-limits? Because it seems they can’t function without a demographic to hate.
Besides that, Robertson’s theory of homogenesis is a known lie. People are born gay, they don’t turn gay by baking cakes for gay couples. And can anyone connect the dots for me as to how marriage leads inevitably to polyamory 
It makes our whole culture stupider when people with as big a megaphone as Robertson deliberately spread lies, in between claims of TRUTH and TRUTH!! All to defend discrimination! :smack:
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Oh fundis are enthusiast participants in anal sex. Those taking a virginity pledge were far more likely to do anal than their cohorts. Cite. Virginity pledges also did absolutely nothing for curbing STDs.
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Relevant article from America’s Finest News Source: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Please PM me your phone number.
No, you thank them.
Blowjobs are nice, but how do you feel about blow favors?
Amen to that brother! Dont drink the koolaid!
You should try doing some research on the internet. I’ve (somehow, maybe I need to re-read the straight guy manual) seen a lot of movies where that happens, like, all the time.
Oh, and there was that one dude… yeah, I probably need to dig out that manual.
So we could start DeFundMe?
(lazy google search says that doesn’t exist.)
Damn! I might HAVE FOUND MY SUPERPOWER!
I can’t believe it took until post 45 to find the link I was expecting.
They didn’t have to. Remember that Roman guard guy with the spear?
That’s right. I went there.
Yeah, vBulletin needs a ‘Like’ button.
I did warn you about this, right? That when we get to Hell, it will always be Pledge Week?
Ah, sperm pneumonia. The most sensual of the pneumonias.
Except you don’t know whether you’re coming or going.
Gotta get that on a bumper-sticker . . .
Surely you saw the South Park where they started a Christian Rock band?
“I want to get down on my knees, and please Jesus / I want to feel Jesus’ love all over my face” among other songs.
On a hit-or-miss show, that episode was a hit.
Evil pork salami…that’s totally unBiblical!