Geek Housing Needs

Right now I’m working on a housing project for “Special Needs” individuals. After a coworker asked if I was going to be living there, I answered, “There’s definately a lack of dedicated Geek Housing in this county.” So then we speculated what features Geek Housing might posess. My ideas included:

-A large dedicated gaming room.

-broadband internet connection with encrypted bluetooth capability for every room in dwelling.

-A library and/or lots of shelf space suitable for collectables as well as books.
What do you all think should be included in a properly designed “Geek House?”

Lots of electrical outlets in each room, especially over the kitchen counters for kitchen geeks who like their gadgetry. My last apartment didn’t have this (even though it was new when we moved in in 2003), and it was frustrating…

Lots of phone jacks, so that you can connect your wireless router to the DSL wherever is most convenient in terms of signal coverage, rather than where the phone jack is. My last apartment was deficient in this, too. We had the router on the kitchen counter, which I didn’t like- I was always afraid that stuff would get spilled on it, and having to walk into the kitchen to unplug and re-plug it periodically was a pain.

A good electrical system, so you can put fans or a window-unit air conditioner in your main computer room. Letting the central air handle cooling the computer room will drive up your power bills.

It needs to have “barrier-free” construction, as defined in the building code: wide and tall doors, rampways or elevators instead of stairs, manoeuvring room next to the doors.

So you can move the full-height 19-inch racks in, of course! :slight_smile: [sub]And I know peole like this.[/sub]

This is something my parents actually did, which I think is brilliant: they put the laundry room next to the master bathroom (which is, of course, off the master bedroom). You only have to go about 10 feet from where you take your clothes off to put them into the washing machine. If I had that, the washing machine would BE my laundry hamper, and I’d just run it when it got full!

Shelves. Lots and lots of built in shelving everywhere - for games, gaming manuals, DVDs, “collectibles”, etc.

I’d also like some of those poster frames like we had at the video store: the edges are on hinges, so you put a movie poster into the space and snap the frame over the edge of it. Very easy to replace or rotate your wall art. I’d like those built in, or at least very securely attached, as well.

How 'bout some hooks on the ceiling, suitable for handing models of spaceships, fairy lights or Ren Faire garb that needs just one more hem put in…

I forgot to specify: the collectible shelves would be glass fronted so there would never be any dusting of 30mm miniatures.

One of my friends lived in an older house that had a room with a waist-high shelf that went all the way around the room.

We’re not exactly sure what it was meant for, but it ended up being “the LAN party room” :slight_smile:

Structured Cat6 cabling throughout the house (including any outbuildings, loft spaces, cupboards, closets etc). Wireless is good, but there are plenty of reasons why a wired network is still a good thing to have.

A server room.

I was told by someone here, instead of putting in Ethernet cabling, to go with “blue smurf tubing” which is a flexible round duct that you can pull any cable through. That way, you can put in different cables as the technologies change.

Forgot the poster frames. Just get some 63" LCD’s in either portrait or landscape orientation and run a digital signage server and just rotate your art collection off of that.

Mines Mystique

I’d “future proof” it—include plenty of room within walls/ceiling for easy access and instillation of future utilities, cables, replacements for pipes/wires that turn out to be carcinogenic a few decades down the line…

Normally, I’d want to shy away from putting a full-fledged Jefferies Tube system in the building, but it may be unavoidable.

Oh, and does it really NEED windows? Maybe just a parascope, so I can tell if the sun’s still up or not.

Seems like a proper geek house would not only have the library/gaming room, but also the secret passage in the bookshelves that at least on of our posters has really built. The secret room could be for collectibles storage or a server room if needed.

I have the bookshelves everywhere and a dedicated computer room/office but I don’t game enough anymore to dedicate a room to it. My office is also, where the bulk of my Yankee stuff is up on the wall, along with a huge number of computer parts and books and my wife’s cookbooks.

In my old house, I actually did. The table was left standing, a 386 with an ancient workhorse HP LaserJet III was dedicated to printing BattleTech mech sheets. All my gaming books and figures where stored in this room and it would only get cleaned up for Holidays and occasional football games.

In my current house, my basement has a large dedicated wood shop, a den, a large 3 tiers train table setup and a 9’ antique pool table with enough room around it that the cues cannot hit any walls or obstructions.

For my occasional gaming, I set up a folding table in my family room and I have a good PC hooked up to a 17” flat panel and a 37” 1080p LCD TV to display maps and images on. It works great. This is also the room furthest from the bedrooms, so we can be noisy and not keep my family awake. It works well.

I would ideally like to a dedicated room with three large LCD screens and the small private one and a large sturdy table and ready bookshelves. However, this is nothing I could see myself actually doing.

I find a mixed environment of wireless and wired cat 5 is fine. For phones, a single central station with 6 handsets beats any wired phone system.

My bedroom has an entire wall that is floor to ceiling bookshelves designed to accommodate a huge number of paperbacks and a high shelf for hard covered books. My living room has another wall that is floor to ceiling books these are reference books. This room also has a decent PC set up with office for the kids to use. This one is wireless, it does not need a lot of speed. My family room has some corner shelves with my D&D books (1st edition mainly). Our laundry/½ bath and the main bathroom have small bookshelves over the toilets. My kid’s rooms have more bookshelves and of course, even the basement has some more books.

Therefore, I think the only thing I am really missing is the secret room; instead, we have our own cave off the basement. This is almost as good. Actually, it is a weird little storage space under our front porch that has a low entrance to get in and rough cement walls. We just call it the cave and use it for storage. I have no clue why it was built.

Jim

I bow to your Übergeekiness.

What Exit?, you are the roomate I wish I’d had. (Apart from not being a hot young female with a nerd fetish.)

This thread is really helping me form my vision of the perfect home…

Hey, I even got the hot young female with a nerd fetish (or at least liking) but then we’ve been married 15 years now and now neither of us are young.

However, she thinks gaming is silly and strongly disliked it the one time she tried. She enjoys the computer stuff I bring in, but doesn’t care for it as a hobby. She was a trained ME though and has her masters in Comp Sci. So she is geeky, just nowhere near as geeky as me. Thankfully she likes original Trek at least and we actually met through the environmental group we are still in. I think active **Greens ** are generally considered geeky too.

Jim

Beer/soda refrigerators. Because walking to the kitchen for a can takes WAY to long when you are in the middle of a raid.

Heavy duty wiring. 6 computers and the frig shouldn’t blow a circuit breaker.

A coordinated stereo system, so you can travel from room to room and not lose the music.

Internal sound-proofing.

Oh, I forgot that part. Last Christmas my wife got me a 4 zone amplifier so I could properly split the house speakers into 4 distinct zone audio zones and I have room for 1 more. The Stereo itself has two zones A & B but inly a single volume control, so for me that is effectively one zone. At this point, just my family room.

Its fun to be a geek.

Jim

Slightly different variety of geek here – no gamer component.

I second the built-in glass-fronted shelves, but for *everything *shelfy, not just figurines, especially including books. I want most interior doors to be pocket doors, to save wall space for more bookshelves.

If the laundry machines can’t go in or next to the master bedroom, then I want a laundry chute.

In the kitchen, I want the floor to be hose-downable, with a drain in the middle. I want one of the lower cabinets to be a secret tunnel to and from the (securely fenced, properly shaded) rabbit warren in the backyard so the bunnies can be wherever they want to be. The tunnel will let only bunnies through, not cats or dogs.

ETA: Oh, and there should be overhead bridges from one bookcase to the next for kitties to climb around on.

Blackout drapes or shutters on all the windows, either for sleeping until the midafternoon, or for watching movies on the home theater projector.

Secret cave HQ must have a batpole.

Enough video game controllers for everyone!

Also, a large, wall-sized whiteboard. Possibly two.