How many gigabytes can your hard drive handle, hmm? 
Hey, baby, how about you and me go paint the town #FF0000?
01000001 01100010 01110011 01101111 01101100 01110101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00101110 00100000 01010111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01010010 01000001 01001101 00101110
Trust me, mines huge. Many other geeks are envious of my large… hard disk.
So… your desktop or mine?
Would you like to see my data stick?
Long as you don’t try to spawn any child threads.
Yeah, well just don’t you turn into a daemon process.
How about your “laptop”?
Hey baby, I’m gonna scan your ports and get my token through your firewall! Rowrrr!
Go away or I’ll replace you with a very small shell script.
Elen síla lúmenn’ omentielvo would work on the right girls.
Hey baby, what’s your THAC0?
Hey, baby, wanna hear me recite pi to a hundred digits…backwards?
And this has actually worked: Hey, baby, want me to show you how to multiply by base -1 in any base below 10 on your fingers?
Oh, yeah.
Don’t worry, I have a very user friendly interface, and I’m fully plug and play compatible.
I was gonna try and come up with something involving rm -rf, but it was just too horrible . . .
Is your network interface in promiscuous mode?
I only allow connections from certain IPs.
In that case, would you like me to fill your PCI slot with my upgrade? I have a new power supply that will keep me running all night long.
“The force is strong in this one. Would you like to see my lightsaber?”
I’ll think of some more later…