I can’t think of much amusing stuff to put in here, but I figure there are plenty of folk here who can make me laugh.
Here’s what I’ve thought of in the last few minutes:
“Looking at you makes me prove Stoke’s Theorem.”
“Is that a sliderule in your pocket or do I make you normal to the plane?”
“Let’s split a magnum of wine and violate the separating hyperplane theorem.”
“My, that’s quite a torque vector you’ve got there.”
That’s all I’ve got. So much to do and still so bored… Contributions requested, especially if they make me laugh.
I have a wonderful proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem written on my body, but my pants are too small to contain it.
Nice parabolas. What cup size are they? C? C++?
Want to explore our dimorphism?
Tris
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I love it when a man speaks binary to me.
swoons
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From Van Wilder: I have a HUGE… medula oblongata…
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OK, either someone spilled a bunch of 1s and 0s or we need a translation stat.
eyes glaze over
Would you both show me your hard drive?
in a faraway, dreamy, sultry voice 
Ha!
49 20 77 6F 75 6B 64 20 73
Hey baby, want to integrate my natural log?
Ooh, it looks like sweetfreak’s ports are pretty easy to access.
If you guys don’t want to *mount * your hard drives, I’ll give it a shot.
catsix
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Wanna see if my software is fully compatible with your hardware?
Mind if I mount and fsck your hard drive?
Only if I get to grep your directories and fork some processes.