Geek pick up lines

[Scarface_Z]

@Scarface Z

If your Bi just call me Sb and we’ll be “congenerous”

Stupid scientific brain that screws up basic grammar. Make that “you’re.”

Part 2:

Will you be my dungeon master?

Yeah, I could buy you a drink, but (pulls out calculator) if I multiply the number of women I meet at the bar on an annual basis by the average price of a beer, minus the total number “ladies nights” when ladies drink free…why I could buy a new telescope with that. Now if I bought you a different drink say a cocktail, it would come out to…hey where are you going?

Here, my mom told me to offer you money if you said no.

Lower your deflector shields baby, this ship is coming in to “dock”

[js_africanus]

“You’re more beautiful than this equation. See? The X stands for…”

“Why don’t you and your friend come back to my place and we’ll make beautiful triple-integrals together.”

“I’d trade in my original Shatner hairpiece for an evening with you.”

[Devil_s_Advocate]

@Monstre

Hey baby, what’s your THAC0?

I should think that “What’s your alignment?” would be more appropriate.

@nocturnal_tick

I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

…

Of course you are. I’m going in here now. Please don’t follow me.

[Monstre]

Hi, I’m Bill Gates. Wanna see what’s in my wallet?

[chaoticbear]

Here you go. Someone needed to do this.

@buttonjockey308

hey baby, can I buy you a nehi?

@Hal Briston

Is it grape? Hmmm…actually, you probably weren’t talking to me.

@buttonjockey308

It is, and no, I wasn’t, but I’ll buy you one anyway.

@Hal Briston

Hey, thanks! So, how long you think before we get ModSlapped for using non-English?

@buttonjockey308

Sweetfreak…How YOU doin

@buttonjockey308

(quoting Hal Briston)I would say another ten posts or so, but i’m going to fly under the radar as long as I can

@danalan

I woukd s

@buttonjockey308

Absolutely. While you’re at it, you can test my RAM.

@sturmhawke

When I think of you, it is as if I have failed my save versus a Feeblemind spell, and I have critically fumbled a Dex check.

@js_africanus

Your lips say “no,” but your eyes blink “yes.”

@ultrafilter

Amateur.

@catsix

I bet it’ll run just fin on your hardware.

[wolf_meister]

May I buy you a drink … of tranya ?

Do you WiFi here often ?

Haven’t we met somewhere before? A chat room? Mac convention ? A database design seminar ?

[Monstre]

@catsix

I dunno… can you push items all night long?

I can pop them, too.

And just wait until you see my packet

[DoctorJ]

Just call me Linux, baby, 'cause there’s nothing Micro or Soft about me!

[sturmhauke]

Let’s play peek and poke, my little sprite.

[js_africanus]

@DoctorJ

Just call me Linux, baby, 'cause there’s nothing Micro or Soft about me!

Brilliant.

[Monstre]

@DoctorJ

Just call me Linux, baby, 'cause there’s nothing Micro or Soft about me!

Just call me Mac OS X, because I have a lickable interface.