Don’t know what to get for that special geek on your list (i. e. yourself)? You might want to check one of NASA’s nifty little stores. Man, I wish they’d had this stuff when I was a kid! (A spacesuit for kids! Do you know how many people I’d have killed to get my hands on one of these when I was a tyke? Dang! I’ve always said that I was born too early.)
Man, you need help. Seriously
::beats up small child and steals spacesuit::
MINE ALL MINE!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!