*THIS is why they try to keep me as busy at work as possible. Today, I was running a job that runs ridiculously easy and didn’t require much maintainence so my mind started to wander. At about 7:00 I began to fixate on the phrase “gelationous goo.” (I don’t have a clue where the phrase came from; for some reason I think it was mentioned in some old science fiction story I read as a youth.) At about 8:00, gelatinous goo poetry began to form in my head.
I thought … I should post this. I’m sure others must have their own gelatinous goo feelings to share as well. So, please … continue my work. Try to keep the same poetic meter and rhyme scheme of you can. Hell, maybe I’ll make a website out of this. This could become The “Burma Shave” of the New Millenium! *
Now sing we a song of Gelatinous Goo
My heart’s in the highlands
My foot’s in my shoe
My clues have been left
By a doggie named Blue
But still I do love you
Gelatinous Goo.
My life was so empty before I met you
My kids were all demons
My wife was a shrew
My wanger was flaccid
My bar was all fu
Please never forsake me
Gelatinous Goo.
There once was a woman I wanted to woo
So pretty and sexy
And innocent too
She left me the moment
I asked her so true,
“Please marry and be my
Gelatinous Goo.”
The way to my heart is my stomach, it’s true
But feeding me well
May be quite something new
No beef steak, no carrots,
No wallaby stew
But a big steaming bowl of
Gelatinous Goo.
You can take it on a boat
You can feed it to a goat
You can put it in you hair
You can put it anywhere
Put it in your chimney flue
Nothing like burning Gelantinous Goo!
You can throw it at your mom
You can put it in a bomb
You can store it in your freezer
You can give it to a girl if it will please her
If she likes it lots she might sue
For custody of the Gelatinous Goo!
It looks kind of gooey and sticky
It looks said my wife, “Kind of icky.”
My daughter thinks that it looks gross
Even when it’s spread on toast
Now Machy Baby you have a clue
Of what to do with Gelatinous Goo!
You may be surprised what a man must go through
There’s only so much I’ll be subjected to
But the moment it gets overwhelming, it’s true
I love to dive into Gelatinous Goo
When life gets me down, when I feel somewhat blue
I know there is something that I can turn to
It isn’t TV, or a walk in the zoo
I just roll around in Gelatinous Goo
People may scoff and they’ll criticise too
But they don’t understand what that substance can do
Go on and try out a bucket or two
Yes, smother yourself with Gelatinous Goo
I’ll sing out its praises on drum and kazoo
And write to my congressman’s Great Aunty Lou
They’re sure to agree when I show who is who
That there’s nothing quite like my Gelatinous Goo
[salt n Pepa}Don’t know how you do that voodoo that you do
you making me nuthing but a pile of gelatinous goo.
[The Band?] Oooh oooh ain’t it good for you? That good old fashioned gelatinous goo.