Why do people post crap like this to General Questions:
I have a problem with my computer. How do I fix it? Is it because I overclocked my mouse? How do I turn this pic into my wallpaper? How do I get this program to work?
I have a health problem. Could I get some medical advice from a bunch of random people? I don’t actually want to see a doctor until someone on a message board tells me it’s serious.
I would like some free legal advice.
Help me with my homework.
Yeah, I’m sure Cecil will get right on that. In fact, his next column will be all about that rash you have.