I recently purchased a product or service. What a fucking ordeal. The dicksquickers who manufacture this product/provide this service should be dunked in fish guts and chained to a stake in the middle of a herd of starving polar bears.
The product/service was defective/unsatisfactory in every possible way. It broke after the first use/cut me/the repairman didn’t arrive when he said he would/ruined an expensive rug/the representative was rude and incompetent/killed my pet. This is the biggest piece of shit since my cousin’s rusty diesel Chevette.
I would celebrate upon hearing that the manufacturers of this product/providers of this service suffered some sort of misfortune themselves, such as trouble with the government or loss of a key facility due to a natural disaster. In particular I would encourage others to avoid this product/service like a Haitian transvestite hooker with a running sore.
You speak for me as well. I was miffed beyond speech by similar treatment. The people were rude and uncaring and I felt ashamed to be in public with them. I don’t think I will be using their services again. It’s embarrassing.
– There is an apocryphal story that Bermuda999 was an anonymous designation used by Cecil Adams back in AOL days. I can neither confirm nor disprove this allegation; I merely report it.
So it has been. And it’s inappropriate for the Pit, anyway.
BTW, I don’t believe that Bermuda999 was one of Cecil’s aliases. And I was a Straight Dope moderator back on the AOL board. Bermuda WAS, however, an incredibly knowledgable poster, who could flame with the best of them.