This woman decided to end his philandering by knocking out his teeth, biting off his testicles, and then to complete the anger trifecta, chewing off Mr. Happy. :eek:
Well, he won’t be cheating any more, for sure.
Love…soft as an easy chair…
Wait - she just suspected him of adultery? Whatever happened to due process?
Betcha he never again says, “bite me.”
Shame they’re about to give the hamsters the afternoon off. This thread may get entertaining.
A bunch of fucking savages, if you ask me. Asshole probably deserved it.
Due process was observed:
After his dad slaughters a sheep to remove any possible curse, they’re planning on suing her.
I’m taking up a collection to bring these people over to the States to appear on “Divorce Court”.
How about Springer first?
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Will you look at those snappers Ralph!
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Yeeps!
Compared to this woman, Lorena Bobbitt was a pussycat.
:eek:
I wonder if it was Judy Swallow?
She doesn’t give him blow jobs… anymore…
See, she learned from Lorena. John Wayne Bobbitt became a celebrity and did a pay-per-view porn movie based on the fame that she brought him.
If you’re going to make someone a eunich, finish off the job with the Bass-o-matic.