Is this not obviously the best answer? I even wipe off the toilet, if necessary, when the lid is up. A dirty toilet is disgusting.
I, too, have the aim of a Greek god. Even if I, for some reason, felt the need to hold the seat up with one hand, I can still aim and trust that my pants will stay in place the same way they usually do…
I do this too, basically. My aim is pretty good, so i don’t usually have to do any wiping, though.
I will not, under any circumstances, sit down to pee.
There’s usually a bathtub somewhere in the vicinity of a toilet.
What? It’s better than the sink.
I’m sure it could be MacGuyvered into staying up. If I only had a paperclip, a ballpoint pen and a quarter…
Tape will do it. Scotch tape is best since the adhesive isn’t too strong and probably won’t rip out fuzz from covers or leave hard to remove residue.
I admitted I’d just as soon sit and pee.
You never know - there might be a shart coming.
Leave it down, pee standing up, clean up any mess.
I only need one hand to keep my dick out of the water.
Duct tape. All you ever need is duct tape.
(“It ain’t broke. It just doesn’t have enough duct tape on it yet.”)
Duct tape doesn’t allow it to go back down. Female flatmate would not be amused. Maybe a magnet. One of those really strong rare earth ones, so that it can be held up. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I must investigate this. I have several old hard drive magnets.
As a rule, I use peeing time as an opportunity to rip a glorious fart that shakes loose any dainty bathroom acoutrements that have defiled the clean, strong lines of my sanctum sanctorum du moment. As such, I’d just be sitting down anyway, so this wouldn’t make much difference to me.
I generally sit, even if the seat stays up. I don’t really need to prove my manliness to myself through my superior urinating abilities.
Wasn’t there a female poster who once said she would not tolerate her man if he peed sitting down?
I picked the first option. But I am impressed with Dio and not having to wipe off the seat. Do you stand over the seat at the end? Because, otherwise, I don’t see how it’s possible.
And I will pee sitting down rather than turn the light on when I just wake up. I am not doing the pee-until-you-hit-water thing, and the bright light will hurt my eyes and make it harder to get back to sleep.
I pee sitting down anyway. More relaxing.
I’ll just pee sitting down. I do so every once in a while anyway. (For example at night, when I don’t want to involve any bright light)
Sink.
I really thought the last option was “depends”. When the toilet is too complicated - try adult diapers!
You guys are all missing the obvious. Raise the seat, walk to the side of the toilet and hold the seat up with your thigh. Pee away.
Shouldn’t it be your intent to pee towards?