because we must bring balance back to the force.
Too damn often!
(Haven’t had an unbroken night’s sleep in over thirty years…)
:DYou left out lift leg and pee out bottom of pant leg. But I guess that is only possible for us lucky few!
Too many options. As a gentleman, I stand.
'Nuff said.
I voted for everything that applies, at one time or another. That was a lot of them.
Unfortunately our toilet seat is a little too thick and therefore cannot stay upright.
Just like Butters. Pants to the ankles, hold shirt up with both hands. And I like to talk to the guys next to me while I do it. People seem to like that.
At home, I sit. It’s easier this way, what with the BPH. At the office, I stand at the urinal.
What is the last thing?
I have done all but that and wiping with a tissue in my urination career.
One thing you didn’t touch on is the impact of the foreskin. Especially when it has some semen there, can lead to very inconvenient trajectories and require considerable manipulation.
Stand, zipper down and unbuttoned, aim with hands (well, aim with one hand, other hand pulls the pants and underwear just slightly down and out of the way,) shake and sometimes a piece of tissue (if at a toilet and not just a urinal.) It’s easier than shaking the damn thing every which way, and less likely to get splatters on the floor.
And all you people unzipping but not unbuttoning…weirdos!
And the guys who don’t use their hands when they go at the urinal? You “arms akimbo” people? The BIGGEST weirdos! Seriously, what the Hell? It looks like you’re striking a pose in a muscle contest, arms on your hips and all…and how does your wang aim in the right direction? If I did that, I’d be pissing on my pants and the floor…are you all sporting, like, 1/4 wood or something?
Not for nothin’, but every time I see a guy at the urinal with his pants unbuttoned and partially pulled down, it makes me think they haven’t advanced beyond childhood.
At work: I stand, unbuttoned and unzipped and yell, “OH GOD IT BURNS!!!” over and over until I have the room to myself.
I pee from a seated position, because the doctor says I’m not supposed to lift anything heavy.
However much you squirm and dance…
That last drop *always *gets in your pants.
that’s just the ‘others’ option for the contrary.
polls are funny things, atm it says that at least 4 people sit down to pee with the seat up. 
That’s just to spite women who complain about the seat being up.
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
i never understood that. do those women prefer wet seats?
I do it just like bouv. Even down to the tissue if I’m at home. How does that make you feel, bouv?
When I get up to pee in the middle of the night and am still half asleep, I go in and sit down, so as not to miss in my semi-conscious state and have to clean it up the next day. And yes, I’ve fallen asleep. Other times standing up.