This is disgusting! Just one more outrage in a continuing series. Now I suppose all the usual suspects will come in here with their excuses and their apologies for Shrub’s pants. If Clinton had been caught with poopy pants they would be all over it. Hypocrites. :mad:
Why do I think this pit thread wouldn’t be here if it had been Clinton? That you, Michael Ellis, would have said Clinton was a pioneer in the face of cultural norms for pooping in his pants?
This kind of obvious partisan Yes-man behavior is, sadly, just what this board has come to expect from you.
Reporter: Mr. President, do you take responsibility for crapping in your pants?
Bush: I take responsibility for eating a bunch of chocolate covered pretzels. All the intelligence reports said I could wait until after the trip to go to the can. I take responsibility for making the decision, the tough decision, to sit on Air Force One with a pantload.
Condoleeeeezzza “too much” Rice: Perhaps someone deep inside the bowels of the President heard that he needed to go number 2, but the President didn’t know that.
Don Bumsfilled: Sure, pants were pooped. But they are workarounds. Or walk-arounds. The bottom line is that everybody thought that there was a poopy-pants program.
Dick “Lumpy” Chinos: We honestly believed that the president would be ready to go in 45 minutes.
Tony Blair: We stand by the poopy pants. Only, not too close by.
Colon Power: This is a pile of shit. I’m outta here.