This is a very lame pit thread, I know. But it’s kinda funny.
read the caption, then read Bush’s note to Condi
Perhaps what we need to worry about is that he’s not SURE if he has to go.
This might be the understatement of the year.
It is kind of funny that he has to ask his nanny for permission to go potty.
I can understand why he would get fussy and impatient, though. A session at the UN is pretty hard to sit through for a child. It’s boring and they use big words and they won’t let you play with your PSP.
For fuck sake the idiot doesn’t even know if he needs to use the bathroom.
Lamest Bush pitting ever.
Lamer than Reeder’s. Wow. Strong words.
There should, of course, have been a fucking question mark at the end of this sentence:
Lamer than Reeder’s?
Just don’t post a dozen of these things in a row, man. That will only end badly.
Yeh, be sure not to have more than one thread like that on the front page of the Pit at any time.
Great googly moogly, how many threads regarding a fucking potty break do we need?
If you were President, how would you request a bathroom break?
AP Photo of GWB writing note to Condi at today’s U.N. Summit.
I call BS on Bush bathroom note
Bush has to go potty (in memory of Reeder)
Four, apparently. :smack:
Maybe he should have brought a book to read, like “My Pet Goat.”
Sorry, I meant lamest Bush pitting not by Reeder ever.
As a member of the vast right-wing conspiracy, I am required to defend Bush on even the most minor imagined offenses. So here goes.
Maybe he was just responding to a note written by someone else?
Even sadder, it made the 8 o’clock news over here. Ok, so it was right at the end where they sometimes put light-hearted stuff, and it was only 30 secs or so, but still.
Lame.
So I’ll just dump that right here in this thread, seems a good place for it.
(and I think it’s fake too)
No, no, no. You mean “But Clinton . . .”
LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 Shrubya is teh suXX0r - he needs 2 P!!!111one!
Which just goes to show you how much we miss Beavis & Butthead.
[Beavis]Heh. Yeah! The President’s gotta pee! heh heh heh…[/beavis]
I know that many people on this board have read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I don’t know how many have also read Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. But among those who have, am I the only one who thinks that the portrayal of the POTUS in that book now seems like a VERY eerie foreshadowing?
Or, I am the Commander in Chief, I need T.P. for my bung-hole
[Reflexive Bush-basher mode] Yea, and I bet the heartless fucker said no. [/Reflexive Bush-basher mode]
Seriously, what would the headlines look like if he just stood up and walked out of a UN meeting? The note could be a signal for an aide to come in and whisper in his ear “Mr. President, the coast is clear for your bio break.” and then he could nod and slip out quietly as if the aide had brought urgent news. About the only thing I would be suprised at is that the process for interrupting some meeting for a bio break is not more streamlined with signals negotiated in advance instead of having to resort to ad-hoc notes.
Enjoy,
Steven