He was in jail in Out of Sight, then O Brother… This means this is his third strike.
A boyishFrank Sinatra would have words with thee.
If they were starved first the rape wouldn’t be an issue.
Yeah, but it was the crappy Batman.
Don’t forget the beginning of Ocean’s Eleven - he’s a serial offender!
Actually that’s no longer considered proper etiquette.
Yeah, because we all know Micheal Keaton woulda whooped those cop’s asses and gotten away 
I thought Val Kilmer was the crappy Batman.
You just know his booking process was one long autograph and picture taking session with the cops on duty.
There seems to be a contest here. “Who was the crappiest Batman…”
I wonder if that would make for a good poll. But I’m not going to risk it.
Anyway, I watched Batman Forever and Batman and Robin. Funny thing is, I don’t really remember Clooney’s Batman, but I remember Kilmer’s being incredibly stiff.
I can see it now.
Judge, “I’ll reduce your bail if you record a message for my answering machine.” 
I’d assumed that was just the rubber suit.
Wha? 
Will you be here all week?
There were plenty of awful things in B&I, and Clooney was the least of them. I’d say he did the best with what very little he was given.
Good to see that it was worth the cause. You know, the cause that… ummmmm… whatever it was…
I have “Inability to pass up a straight line” as a 5-point disadvantage. 
(Along with “Must pet cats” as a 3-pointer).
Sudanese children. Now that we know, we must… must… Did he name an organization we’re supposed to give to, or some person we’re supposed to write (or E_mail)?
You had me with “Inability to pass up a straight line” but lost me with “Must pet cats”.