If it’s not too late, I’ll volunteer to do the pat-down.
Meh, Brad Pitt will assemble a motley group of goodlooking, wise-cracking expert thieves and con-men and have him broken out of jail within the week.
“I hope you were the groom.”
Apparently that CLOONEY 2012 viral video worked.
Gosh, I hope he can make bail.
I predict the handsomest mug shot in the history of handsome mug shots.
His cellmate must be thinking “Jackpot!”
If he tried to get away from the cops using his *Descendants *running style, it’s no surprise that he got caught.
He was only distracting the cops while Matt Damon committed a bank heist across town.
I think you mean KLOONEY.
Oh, has he got a movie coming out?
He ALWAYS has a movie coming out.
Damn you George Clooney!
Scratch another one from the bucket list.
Here I thought he got caught doing Charlie Sheen or David Hasselhoff…
Well, at least the cops now have the satisfaction of knowing they arrested Batman.
He posted bail and has been released. Link.
I wonder how well he’s adjusting to life on the outside.
I hope he’s not just another recidivism statistic.