Where he shouldn’t, apparently.
So, why are rats attracted to human urine?
They enjoy all of the drugs present in our water supply?
Wait…I’m A Celebrity (aka Lamest Survivor Ripoff Ever) is STILL ON?!
Let me rephrase that to make my internal meaning clearer:
Wait…I’m A Freakin’ Celebrity is still freakin’ ON, and Pushing Daisies may be getting cancelled?! My GOD, America is full of walking, breathing, slack-jawed lacks of taste and discernment!
This reminds me of that OST episode, “The Trouble With Dribbles”. Um, no, that’s not it… “The Trouble With Trekkers”? No, that doesn’t sound right… 
Seriously, though, Takei’s an old man and they have a way of needing to go in the middle of the night, sometimes several times each night. How far is it to whereever it is they’re supposed to go?
And just how real is this attraction of rats to urine? I don’t recall hearing that before, and I read the history of rats in NYC, Rats.
Seeing as it’s a series which originated in the UK and he’s on the UK’s version of it, I don’t think America’s lack of taste and discernment really comes into it. 
:smack:
I remember when the first American season aired and hadn’t heard anything since…I thought maybe the US version had run under the radar since then.
Seriously, Adam and Jamie need to test this out on Mythbusters.
no porta potty available or what?
Is “spend a penny” a British saying for “going to see a man about a mule”/“draining the lizard” or “making like a Welsh thief and taking a leek”?
Where are these people?
I don’t know, but they have a point. Urine attracts rats, rats attract snakes, snakes attract alligators, alligators attract Cajun poachers, and do you really want to see the streets of England crawling with shotgun and hunting knife wielding Cajuns? That’s how World War I got started.
Australia. Jungle area.
Nah, we just had the good taste to cancel it.
Oh, okay. American rats don’t have a human pee fetish.