Disclaimer: This is not a bash against Georgia, the state where I was born and raised. This is a bash against its governor.
From http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050924/ap_on_re_us/rita_gas_prices_hk3:
Well, this is just insane. I’m sure all the kids (except the goodie-two-shoes who like learnin’) are rejoicing, but come on? How is this going to help anything?
Number one, it’s not like these are “throw away” days. They have to be made up. Chances are, the make-up days will take place on days when gas costs MORE than it does now. Meaning, there will be no savings. Absolutely NONE.
Secondly, he made this announcement on FRIDAY. Meaning, parents will need to be up on their current events during the next two days so that they don’t drive Jose and Taquisha to school on Monday. Guess what? You can bet a lot of parents will not know about this because they don’t watch the news or read the paper. Sounds implausible, but I know it will happen. For those parents, there will be no savings in gas. In fact, they will waste it scrambling back and forth from an empty school building. (And don’t forget a lot of the parents who don’t watch the news will end up pushing their kids out of the house to catch schoolbuses that won’t come. What’s going to happen to those kids?)
Thirdly, this presents hardship on parents. They have two days to find a babysitter. Many will end up driving to drop kids off across town to relatives or daycare centers. Some parents will opt to take the day off, but will they stay home? No! They will load up the SUV with Jose, Taquisha, Ashleigh, and Connor and go to Lenox Mall, because who wants to stay at home on a holiday? And while the parents are taking the day off, they might as well run some errands.
Even if they stay at home, electricity bills are certainly not going to go down for anyone. Kids watch TV. They play video games and search the web. They constantly keep the refrigerator door open and they fool around with the AC. There will be no energy conservation. In fact, it will be wasted even more than usual.
Fourth, this sends the wrong message to everyone. It tells us that education gets a backseat to our love for oil. Georgia ranks at the bottom for education (I say this as a product of the public school system…so forgive any typos or grammatical errors :))–I wonder why?! Yeah yeah, you say I’m getting my panties in a wad over a lot of nothing, but come on. School is closed for two days…except, that is, for sports events. Jose can’t turn in his book report and Taquisha gets to forget her algebra lessons from last week, but Ashleigh gets to dance around in a cheerleading outfit while Connor scores a touchdown? WTF?
It also tells us that we can’t cope sensibly to a world without cheap gas. But this is not true. Purdue could have encouraged car pooling or walking (I would have loved to have been able to walk to school, but living twelve miles away made it difficult). Turn off the lights in the classrooms and let teachers hold class outside. Shut off the damn computers and make kids work their math problems on paper, like they used to do in the olden days. In the meantime, work with school officials on reducing energy consumption throughout the year. What about gradually replacing the Big Cheeses with natural gas-powered buses like MARTA uses? How about building skylights in some of the classrooms (like the ones in trailers)? What about providing incentives for teachers to carpool or take public transportation? Something else can be done besides canceling school.
Fifth, if I was living in Georgia right now and had faith that the governor knew what he was talking about, I might be tempted to panic buy. If it’s going to be so bad that school has to close, then lemme go down to the Chevron and buy up fifty gallons worth of gas. And let me encourage everyone I know to do likewise.
All I can hope for is that other governments have the sense to not follow suit.