We are a bunch o’ sicko’s.
If only Pinochet, Billy Graham and Scott Peterson could drop dead before December 31st. ( and the rest of my list so I had a chance to beat Rahm Orhsiejdxm or whatever his/her name is. Y’know, the Grim Reaper this year.)
Indeed, I am. 
CNN’s front page has the headline “Former President Ford in hospital after golfing scare.”
Huh? That was two years ago, wasn’t it?
Yeah, they’ve definitely messed that up. Or else poor Ford is in a time warp.
I heard somewhere Ford will be buried in Grand Rapids when he dies. If that’s true we could be in for a spectacle.
What if former Pres. Ford was actually eaten by wolves and they’re not telling us?
HAH!
Or in June, 2006, whichever comes first.
Let’s hope the vault stays empty for a while. Get well, Mr. Ford.
Looks like you sick bastards got your prayers answered. (Well, some of you anyway.) 
I’m glad for him. Whip Illness Now!
I was thinking this year, that is Ford died, and then Bush senior, and then Jimmy Carter (they are elderly), Clinton would be the only ex president alive.
Didn’t Clinton have a heart attack a little while ago? Imagine if they all died, and we had no living ex-presidents.
I believe that the last time that happened was in the Nixon administration when LBJ died. If I’m not mistaken, the record for most living ex-presidents is 5, set in the Lincoln administration (VanBuren, Tyler, Fillmore, Pierce, and Buchanan) and tied by none other than George W Bush (Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton).