Geraldo Rivera brutally raped

He wasn’t bad in that one Perry Mason TV movie where he played the vic.

It’s kind of like the ageless question of

“Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God?”
It’s a trick question :smiley:

Kinda disappointed. When I opened this thread, my first thought was “Dear God, let there be video!”

NO, it’s more like:

Ease up on the gas.
Engage the clutch.
Rape.
Let out the clutch while stepping on the gas.

How would they know where to place the probe?

Look for his head.

Yep.

And I think this is one case where every doper could agree that 3D and surround sound would automatically be a positive addition to this viewing pleasure.

First comment I read,

LOL

Quick side question, who does everyone hate him so much?

Because he’s a victim, that’s why.

How typical - someone says they’re raped and immediately they get called a “whore”.

Yes, but it was unrelated to the TSA search.

Is this asshole even Latino?? I thought he was born “Jerry Rivers.”

Are there no depths to which you will not sink in order to discredit someone who has been sexually assaulted?

Nope. (Nope, his last name was never “Rivers,” I mean; the Snopes article will explain.)

The Challenger Deep…for about three hours.