Why is it on a roll in the first place?
Why not in a box like Cleenex; or a dispenser like paper hand towels?
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This has been a message from the Illuminated Committee To Save The Jackalope. Fnord.
A.)
Vee haff inspected zee facilities and it has come to the attention uff der directorate zat you haff installed zee roll viff de paper hanging from the back, uh, you know, as the kommunistas do it. Vat’s up mit dat, mein kamerad?
B.)
Uh…, study up before you get to Houston, pal.
Well , we can all now be sure I won’t be grabbing Satan’s ass while he’s here !
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Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Pete, I’m not even going to ask!
As for the proper way to install a roll of TP, here’s how it goes (take it from a former Housekeeping person - maid, supervisor, and eventually Head of Housekeeping - Harrah’s Tahoe, SF Hilton), I KNOW wherefore I speak: the loose end of the roll should come from the BACK of the roll, over the top, and down the front.
I will take this opportunity, however, to excuse myself from following this advice, as I have a kitty who just LOVES unrolling the roll… (sigh).
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
“They” that hateful, mysterious, ubiquitous, “THEY”! Dear God! Not “THEY” again! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
That fucking ass joke again! NOOOOOOO!!!
The image of Satan’s butt, various items protruding… NOOOOOOO!!!
Ya know, (said in my best, snotty chick voice), most of my life I’ve shared dwelling space with men. Seat up or down, no big deal. I look, feel, whatever, before I plop down. But yeah, put the fucking roll on the spindle. How bloody hard can it be?
We are not talking rocket science here, folks. If there is a spindle (and in my home, there wasn’t for the first three YEARS) I like it put on there. Hey, it’s brass, and cool and I paid like 20$ for it. The cats do not fuck with it and God damn it! I rearranged the bathroom so that I could have a fucking spindle… Use it or I’ll start CHARGING admission to my bathroom. 
Best!
Byz
StoryTyler wrote:
Cue commercial: “Muffin is using an ordinary roll of toilet paper. But Fluffy is using new Charmin Double-Roll [TM].”
The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.
GirlFace:
Sometimes a man gets lonely…
I thought that’s what the electric tootbrush was for!