For those of you for whom success and wealth has become as illusive as most multi-syllabic words for GWB, here is a man, Napoleon Hill who claims that all you need to do (You silly gits!) is Think & Grow Rich.
Now you may ask, “How long might I have to think? I’m a busy person and I don’t have a lot of time to spend just contemplating wealth.” Well, for those not in a terrible rush it should only take one year to achieve a lifetime of rewards.
“Yes, but I haven’t got a year”, you say, “My attention span is already limited to the time it takes to load a porn page using DSL.” Well, with a few cut corners and time saving tricks you can find ultimate success in a short sixteen lessons.
But wait, still too pressed for time? How about we dispense with all the filler and give you all the bare bones info in just ten lessons and good ol’ Napoleon will even throw in some health tips.
I bet you are saying to yourself about now, “That’s all good and fine but I probably have to sell my soul to get all this in such a short time and I’ve already sold that twice. Once to avoid that breathalizer test when I got stopped for speeding and then again just to get into the pants of that hottie at the bar in my senior year at college.” No problem here. You can keep all those commitments because all you’ll need to learn are these 17 principals which, let’s face it, you desperately lack. Now doesn’t that give you peace of mind.
Oh and just in case you thought you needed some kind of skills or tallent to achieve all this success (ha!), it turns out that all you really need is the right attitude.
Just think, all this valuable information in just a few tomes of wisdome by the kind hearted Napoleon Hill.
(I wonder how Mr. Hill achieved his wealth?)
P.S. Oh, in case African Americans think they were once again excluded from these gems of wisdom normally reserved for the privaledged white class, Mr. Hill was kind enough to provide you with a black book of your own.