Nope. I can read French well enough to get the gist of it, but forget speaking or being spoken to.
Doing anything fun this weekend?
Going to Firkin & Kegler for a friend’s birthday… it’s a combination bowling alley, restaurant, bar, nightclub, pool hall, arcade and some other stuff. I wish I’d thought of it first.
Do you send thank you cards?
Yes, to everyone but immediate family on both sides.
Do you still listen to vinyl?
No. Some cassettes still, but mostly CDs or my iPod.
Re: thank-you notes…
Q: Why don’t Southern belles like orgies?
A: Too many thank-you notes.
Do you like dirty jokes?
Like a white horse falling in the mud, kinda dirty?..
Do you give to charity?
Yes, maybe more than I should, given our budget.
Do you own more than two umbrellas?
No.
Is Mount Rushmore worth going to repeatedly?
I haven’t been once and have no plans to go, so guess not.
Would you like to live in your favorite vacation destination?
That would be the Outer Banks of N.C., and no.
Have you built a snowman (or snowwoman) in the last five years?
No.
Would you eat animal eyeballs for $1000?
Only if my gay boyfriend was there to make me.
Do you have a thousand dollars?
double post
Not on me, damn!
Are you writing this from a laptop?
Nope – not only a desktop machine, but one with a big dinosaur of a monitor.
Have you ever watched a full episode of Oprah?
God help me, yes.
Have you ever had a panic attack?
No.
Have you ever regretted getting too drunk at an office Christmas party?
No.
Have you ever had sex in an elevator?
Elevator no, airplane, yes.
Have you ever started a big project only to realize that there’s no way you have the skills or knowledge to pull it off?
Yes, but not for the likes of you, ya eyeball eater.
Yes.
Have you ever been a victim of a crime?