Yes.
Do you knit?
No.
Can you play an instrument?
No.
Are you satisfied with your body shape?
No.
Ever been arrested ?
No,
Did you stop beating your significant other?
No. I still beat her at many things.
(If you’re referring to battery, I never started, so I guess no would apply to that as well.)
If I asked you to answer “no” to this question, would you?
Yes - with no significant other to beat I can say no
Have you ever been abroad?
No.
Do you smoke?
Yes - but only cigars
Have you ever been in a fight?
Verbal fights, yes but never in a physical fist-type fight.
Do you like to cook?
No.
My wife is a much better cook than me, and is glad to do it.
Did you vote in last year’s U.S. presidential election?
Yes.
Do you do volunteer/charity work?
Yes.
Do you dance naked in the pale moonlight?
Yes.
Do you eat weird food like scorpions or puffer fish?
(Hi Faithfool!!!)
Edit: No…
Any body piercings?
Fortunately not.
Will you see Slumdog Millionaire, if you haven’t already?
Have already.
Do you like pancakes?
Sometimes.
Is it better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?
(Hi Kalhoun!!)
Yes. I believe from everything we do in life, we gain something, even if it’s minor.
Have you ever done something nice anonymously?
Yes.
Do you like peppermint?