Get to know each other...

No, not in a while. I love weddings, though. Food, booze, get to see all your friends, etc.

Have you seen a question answered by someone else in this thread and wished you’d gotten to answer it?

Yes, lots.

Do you send thank-you cards/notes?

All the time.

Q: Why don’t Southern belles like orgies?
A: Too many thank-you notes.

Do you know any Southern belles?

Nope.

Are you getting to know each other in this thread?

A little.

Do you know any little people?

Only kids who haven’t grown that large yet.

Ever lived in another country than you presently do?

Yep. Three of 'em, in fact. Four, if you count Wales and England separately.

Ever worked in the sex industry (strip clubs, brothels, adult shops?)

No.

Ever known somebody who appeared in Playboy or a similar periodical?

Does the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover count? I went to junior high with Christy Brinkley.

Do you do anything in the car that you hope no one sees?

Only if ladies are present.

Do you have a college degree, or multiple?

Just the one, for now.

Do you work in a field related to your degree?

Yes. I was a government major and a history minor, then got my J.D., and I now serve as a magistrate.

Have you ever been arrested?

No, thank goodness! But I got in trouble with a teacher once…I think…

Are you a morning person or a night person?

Definitely night…

Ever witness a serious crime?

I’ve witnessed a group of guys kicking a guy who was on the ground. But he seemed to be ok (as in, stood up and wanted to fight back once his friends showed up) after it.

Do you listen to rap?

There are a couple of rap songs I like, especially “California Love” by Dr. Dre and Tupac, and “Lose Yourself” by Eminem. Not many, though.

Do you like lemon drops?

Not particularly.

Do you like Peeps?

No! I set fire to my nose with one once. Quite traumatic.

Do you like sour candy?

Very much. I just discovered the new Sour Skittles and love 'em.

Any movies you’re looking forward to this summer?

Sort of. Mark Wahlberg has been trying to make a movie called “The Fighter” based on the life of boxer Micky Ward for a couple of years now that keeps getting pushed back. First Brad Pitt was going to co-star, then Matt Damon, now it looks like they’re both out. Darren Aronofsky was supposed to direct, but he might not now. It was supposed to be out already, but now they’re saying 2011. Wahlberg has been training as boxer for a couple of years now for a movie that might never get made.

Speaking of Aronosky, did you see “The Wrestler?”