Nope - but I’d love to go to one some day.
Du you make your bed every day?
No. Usually just straighten the sheets a bit, if that.
Have you ever owned a waterbed?
No. Too many movies/TV shows about waterbeds leaking everywhere.
Have you ever driving a car smaller than a Honda Civic?
Nope, I have definitely not driving anything smaller than that. 
Have you ever watched the show “Flight of the Conchords?”
I tried, after watching a great video of them, but got bored with the show. So did my teenaged son.
Are you on a diet?
No, I don’t believe in diets per se, but I do try to watch what I eat.
Have you ever woken up and not known where you were or how you got there?
Other than brief disorientation after vivid dreams, no.
Do you have nightmares often?
Yep, and sleep paralysis where I wake up screaming in the middle of the night because I see/feel some shadowy presence and I can’t move.
How much credit card debt do you have?
Zero. Refuse to get one.
Do you own your place of residence?
I rent. I think it’ll be a few years before I decide to buy anything, possibly sooner. I really don’t plan to buy a property unless I can buy more than one so I have a little variety from time to time and free mortgage payments since I’d rent out the unused property–that is the plan, at least.
Have you ever been audited?
No. But my CPA has a cartoon that always makes me laugh. A friendly, helpful IRS auditor points to the taxpayer’s return and says to him, “You see this, right here? This is why you’re going to jail.”
Do you like the feel of warm sand between your toes?
No. (nevermind)
Are you smoking a cigarette right now?
No. I’ve never smoked.
Is there a summer movie you’re particularly looking forward to?
Yes! My personal favourite would be Transformers 2! The first one was a shameful secret that I liked, but I’ve decided to roll with it.
Do you own any comic albums?
Yes, a couple of Steve Martin and Woody Allen classics – on vinyl, purchased in the 1970’s.
Have you already celebrated your birthday during this calendar year?
No. My birthday’s in September.
Do you always expect cake on your birthday?
Yes, even though I don’t eat it. My sister and I celebrate our b’days together and in her eyes, it is a must.
Do you have a secret that you won’t reveal to anyone?
I have a few skeletons in my closet.
Are you street-smart?
Yes, very.
Have you ever forgotten to pay your water and/or electric and had it shut off unknowingly, only to later be left completely baffled…?
Not water nor electricity, but internet got cut off a couple of times, leading me to shout at perfectly innocent tech people because perfectly guilty accounting people can’t manage an automatic withdrawal 
Have you ever thrown out or destroyed a book ?