Just in time for Christmas the Bush Administration has decided to take a more common sense approach to protecting America’s air travelers.
http://www.modbee.com/24hour/opinions/story/1952417p-9935327c.html
I guess too many Bush campaign contributors’ trophy wives were getting felt up at the airport.
Write your own boob joke here ___________.
Fuck that! I ain’t even gonna bother to show up for that job interview anymore.
Dude, I personally love this story.
Because on CNN this morning Soledad O’Brien and what’s-her-name the hot new woman starting playfully grabbing at each other’s chests to make fun of the story.
It’s the most awake I’ve been at 7AM for weeks.
And that is how the Grinch Stole Christmas! 
I don’t believe you. A video of this will convince me otherwise, though.
So how much groping would be considered an appropriate amount?
How long before the terrorist develop a cleavage bomb?
TSA seemed to think the two Russian jets were brought down by female Chechen suicide bombers using state-of-the-art cleavage bombs.
Any cleavage is “da’ bomb” 
Ouch, What?
Not needed, they’ve been concentrating on the rectal bomb.
-lv
Why’s this in the Pit?
Actually, I bet there’s less an issue of terrorism here, and more an issue of smuggling that will go on the rise. You can’t hide much explosive under some boobs. But what about drugs? Weapons?
Ladies, how much could you hide under your boobs? 
That depends on whether he’s sitting or standing.
Oh, those boobs.
Well they already have nipple guns. I saw them in “Austin Powers”. I guess nipple bombs aren’t too far off. ouch!
We clearly need to declare Linsey Dawn McKenzie* to be ‘Public Enemy Number One’, and place her under 24-hour surveilance (for which, as a patriotic American, I hereby volunteer).
*Do a search, but don’t do it at work.
Ah, they’re 40DD-style “cleavage bombs.”
DHS should establish a corollary scale to the terrorism alert color code system, ranging from level A (minimal boob touch) to level DD (full touch-5 minutes each). In so doing, female travelers would know in advance how likely they are to be groped, and how thoroughly.
I did and I’m not sure if I should aroused or disturbed: 5’ 4", 122 lbs, and a 36HH bust
I smuggled five airline-sized bottle of booze into a concert at Jones Beach in NY in my bra (34DD). My friends were most impressed.
So when are they going to "restrict the their hands to the male “penis perimeter”? Oh, they won’t? So it’s a double standard?
Thanks for clearing that up. :rolleyes: