Turn about's fair play, right? [Passenger gropes TSA screener]

A woman in Phoenix was arrested for groping a TSA screener.

I don’t recall invasive TSA screenings requiring twisting of the breast. I understand not wanting to be subjected to invasive screenings, but really?

Yeah, we really need to draw the line at twisting bodily parts.

I predict this woman will be made an example of because of what she did. And she was foolish to talk about it and admit why she did it. I have long maintained that you can say anything you want if you know how to say it. And in this case you can do things to make your point without subjecting yourself to being on the sex offender list for 20 years. For example, the traveler could have felt “ticklish” at the TSA’s gropping and had a spastic arm movement that did the same thing disguised as trauma caused by the TSA’s own actions. I suppose she could even sue based upon the embarrassment caused. She could have turned this whole event around to her advantage. Now she’s in the toilet over it.

That looks exactly like my Mother-in-law!
:eek:

And I could actually see her doing something like that.
:rolleyes:

A passenger grew impatient/upset with a TSA screener and did a titty twister on her in Phoenix airport:

Full story here.

Yukari Mihamae, a 61 year old self-employed businesswoman, is being hailed as a hero by some. I have to admit I feel a bit of joy at this, although I’m sure I shouldn’t.

Another whirrled cup winner.

I love keeping abreast of stories like this.

Get a grip, people. :wink: It obviously wasn’t sexual, unless any touching of a breast or genital is sexual, in which case…

“Twisted with both hands.”

Too bad it wasn’t a male screener she had ahold of. Maybe that would teach those fucktards some manners.

You’re a bit late

Some people on FlyerTalk are of the opinion that nothing can teach the screening clerks manners. For starters, so many of them need to be sent for retraining in their main tasks.

Two threads on the same topic merged (with edited thread title).

One of the comments on this USAToday site I agree with: "When the TSA does it, it’s Security. When you do it, its a felony. "

I particualrly like how the story stresses that “Mihamae continued to argue with officers on the scene …” Because, we all know, only an evil person would argue with the TSA. Even questioning the TSA is wrong.

That’s not the proper way to protest a law or regulation.

I heard one comedian in LA said that right before he was subjected to being frisked by the TSA, he got his girlfriend to give him a boner (don’t ask me how expected this to be accomplished while standing in line with 200 other people) and then let the TSA agent grasp it.

Take out the sarcasm and replace “evil” with “stupid”, and I’ll agree with this. As unfortunate as the situation might be, they have 100% of the power, and passengers have none, and they can really ruin your vacation plans on a whim.

I fly a lot. I’ve never had my breasts twisted by a TSA agent. Not even once.

Are people really feeling sexually assaulted by TSA agents? I mean, it’s not pleasant to wait in line, go through a scanner, then get patted down. But I’ve certainly been actually groped by strange men and it’s far worse than anything the TSA has done by a factor of like, 100. I’ve never had a TSA agent twist my tits, but it has happened in night clubs. Several times.

Shouldn’t be that difficult. Some explicit dirty talk whispered into a guy’s ear does it pretty reliably, in my experience. And I think that’s a fabulous idea…every guy should go through security leading with a raging hard on.

Obligatory xkcd link. :smiley:

She looks just like the kind of person who would do something like that.