Last one of these I’ll ever make, promise.
So I find out that Minecraft has been released for PS3 as a downloadable game. Per the official wiki, the big thing is that it not only has some things that weren’t in the X-Box 360 version, the trophies, unlike the 360’s achievements, can be done in Creative mode.
Yeah…this is kinda huge for me. Let me recap the horror stories I had going for the 3 most super-impossible achievements (keeping in mind that at least 98% of the time I was in Survival it was on Peaceful, and I never went above Easy).
Into The Nether (make a Nether Portal) - It’s things like this that the word “Sisyphean” was made for. I’ve tried and tried to put lava into water and water into lava in a way that would 1. create obsidian and 2. allow me to collect it without burning to death, and NOTHING worked. Probably just as well, really, since the amount of diamonds I ever found (0) prevented me from collecting it at all.
When Pigs Fly - (ride a pig and take fall damage) Aside from the lack of carrots in this version, Princess Kaguya’s treasures would be easier to find than a chest that actually has a damn saddle. Believe me, I was looking.
Dispense With This (make a dispenser) - Lessee…this requires a bow. So what does a bow require…sticks and string. Lessee, where does string come from…spiders? Oh, crap.
I prepared as best as I could. Iron armor and sword. Use a friendly, very well-lit village as a base. Set difficulty to Easy. Start my spider hunt as early in the day as possible. If I didn’t have enough string by dusk, regress back to the village and hit the sack, then finish up.
The first part went by without much trouble. I had 2 strings, 1 short of the requirement, before it started getting dark. I dutifully headed back to put in for the night.
And then…the skeletons showed up.
See, the thing about a torch is that it creates a perfectly safe, monster-free zone…within a radius of maybe two or three blocks. The lighting in the village, while certainly adequate to see by, wasn’t anywhere near enough to provide any degree of security. (To whoever advised me to make a bazillion torches and pile them all over the place, I’m sorry, I honestly thought you were being facetious.)
And all of a sudden I was losing health at an alarming pace. I briefly tried fighting back, which wasn’t a good idea because 1. there was one of me and a whole lot of them, and 2. they had bows and I didn’t. It didn’t matter if my armor was iron or end stone; taking that many hits in that short a time was going to do some serious damage. I had about one-third health left when I came to my senses and made a dash for a tiny cottage.
Phew! Close one! Now to go to bed and…oh, wait. Can’t sleep if there’s a hostile mob nearby, and at this point the village was crawling with them. Worse, I’d left all my food elsewhere (y’know, because I stupidly assumed that I’d have no trouble walking around a placed that looked pretty dang well lit to me), so I couldn’t heal.
Well, worst comes to worst, I’m safely indoors, so I just gotta wait it…ow! Hey! What the…did that skeleton just shoot me through the window??
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap…so the remainder of that horrible, horrible night (I was down to about 1 1/2 hearts at this point) was spent quickly sidestepping back and forth across the window, watching for my bony nemeses and striking back at them…yes…through the window, and in a state of absolute paranoia because I still had the 2 strings on me and didn’t know at the time that I could run over and grab them if I died.
Finally, FINALLY, the sun came up, I reached my food supply, and I was finally able to cut down that one last spider and make the flipping Dispenser* and get the flipping achievement and throw this broken stupid game in the trash and preserve what remained of my sanity.
If the PS3 version would allow me to do away with all this, that alone would make it worth the price. The PS3 is by far the least murderously hardcore system of its generation, including the Wii (seriously, ever played Wii Sports Resort or any of the shooting games?) and doesn’t really have that many tortuously difficult trophies. Heck, I’d have completed Project Diva F in two months were it not for a few gallery pics. So if anyone here’s played it yet, I’d appreciate knowing if it really is that simple.
Also, anything else I might need to know…are ocelots vanishingly rare, are there some interesting servers on the Sony network, are there emeralds and trading with villagers, and anything else that didn’t make it into the X-Box 360 edition.
As for the original PC version, I’m almost certainly going to get it at some point (there’s so much, and I’m going to need options once I finally give up arcades for good). I pretty much get how servers and mods work, so just one queston: Is this command list all the commands that there are? In particular, it’d be nice if there a way to PREVENT a certain type of enemy from appearing, and also to set the time permanently to day. Day = good, night = bad in this game, and it’d be convenient to not have to punch in the same command over and over. (The PopularMMO’s page on YouTube has a command to generate a tornado, but I don’t think I’ll be needing that one for a while.)
Thanks to all, and especially everyone who was so patient in my last thread. I know this is a landmark game and I really look forward to getting a version I can enjoy.
- To this day I still don’t know what you’re actually supposed to do with this. I once read something about a novelty “refrigerator”, but that sounds like it could get old pretty quickly.