Inspired by this thread: Another one of them "getting to know you" Q & A forms... - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board. Substitute your own, personalized answers to the following questions:
Q: What is your occupation?
A: Magistrate of a big-city municipal court in Ohio.
Q: What are you listening to right now?
A: Tchaikovsky’s Fifth.
Q: Married or single?
A: Married.
Q: Kids?
A: Yes, three boys.
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: Two chocolate-chip muffins and a glass of orange juice.
Q: Do you wish on stars?
A: Rarely.
Q: If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
A: Fire-engine red.
Q: How is the weather right now?
A: Clear, sunny and cool - my favorite kind of fall day.
Q: Last person you spoke to on the phone?
A: My friend Chris, about seeing a movie last night.
Q: How old are you today?
A: Just turned 49 last week.
Q: Favorite drink?
A: Ice water most of the time, but I’m partial to beer, merlot, whiskey or root beer, depending on the occasion or meal.
Q: Favorite sport to watch?
A: Not a big sports guy, but baseball.
Q: Favorite TV series?
A: Tough call, but probably FX’s spy spoof Archer. Past favorites: Game of Thrones, Friends, Frasier, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Simpsons, MASH*.
Q: Three favorite movies?
A: Damn. Um… The Incredibles, Breaker Morant, and Limitless.
Q: Do you wear contacts?
A: Yes. I also wear glasses now and then.
Q: Pets?
A: A two-year-old yellow Lab named Dewey. Sweet dog.
Q: Favorite month?
A: May.
Q: Favorite entree?
A: Cheese tortellini.
Q: Favorite dessert?
A: My wife’s Lemon Ahead Cake.
Q: What was the last movie you watched?
A: Silk with Keira Knightley. A too-slow, somewhat pretentiously artsy movie, but she was good in it. (Also see below).
Q: Favorite day of the year?
A: Our boys’ last day of school, with the whole summer stretched out before them.
Q: What do you do to vent anger?
A: Swear, stomp around.
Q: What was your favorite toy as a child?
A: My football-shaped stuffed raccoon, Randy. Still in a box somewhere around here.
Q: Fall or Spring?
A: Fall, I’d say.
Q: Hugs or kisses?
A: Like 'em both, from the right person.
Q: Cherry or Blueberry?
A: Definitely blueberry.
Q: Do you want your friends to email you back?
A: Of course.
Q: Who is most likely to respond?
A: Just about all of 'em are.
Q: Who is least likely to respond?
A: My friend Sara.
Q: Living arrangements?
A: Living in an old house in a nice neighborhood since 2002.
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Listening to a John Williams Olympics theme a few weeks ago, oddly enough - got me thinking about the Olympic ideal and how seldom the world measures up.
Q: What is on the floor of your closet?
A: Shoes, dust bunnies.
Q: Who is the friend you have had the longest?
A: Jim and David, two buddies and cabinmates from Boy Scout summer camp in 1980-84.
Q: What did you do last night?
A: Went to see Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid for the first time in many years. Enjoyed it all over again.
Q: Favorite smell?
A: My wife, of course. Then gasoline… and vanilla!
Q: What inspires you?
A: Reading history.
Q: What are you afraid of?
A: Bankruptcy, robbery, gun violence.
Q: Plain, cheese- or spicy hamburgers?
A: Cheeseburgers.
Q: Favorite car?
A: Corvette.
Q: Favorite dog breed?
A: Labrador, any color.
Q: Favorite cat breed?
A: American shorthair. A gray tabby with white boots is my ideal.
Q: Number of keys on your key ring?
A: Seven.
Q: How many years at your current job?
A: Twelve next month.
Q: Favorite day of the week?
A: Friday. A slower pace at work, and the weekend to look forward to.
Q: How many states have you lived in?
A: Ohio most of my life, but I’ve spent some time in Penna., Vermont, New Jersey and Michigan.
Q: How many cities have you lived in?
A: For any length of time, one.
Q: Best reason to stay in bed?
A: Sleeping in on a quiet Saturday with nothing scheduled.
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