New & Improved Silly Survey

While I enjoy ChrisCTP’s Silly Survey,
I find it rather lengthy. Therefore, I have consolidated the questions, making a condensed version that is easier to answer and quicker to read:

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with?

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like?

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK?

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING?

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you?

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM?

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC:

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH:

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH?

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR?

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER:

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with? Grab a phone book and I’ll mark out those I HAVEN’T had sex with. It will just be easier that way.

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Well, Drew lives alone but has a lot of visitors.

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? Mostly sweat from my hand. I don’t know if that’s really food, though…

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like? I just sniffed my current copy of Comic Relief. It smells funny.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK? Backgammon. Theme to Rocky.

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING? Depends on the motion. If it were YOU it would be exciting!

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER? Dear God! Did I really want to DATE this person?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you? Two. They hit the answering machine and start talking. Sometimes I pick up.

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL? Usually, I just chew the pencil.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM? Oooo, hard call. Pizza?

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Shoot me up Elmo.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC: you.

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY? Both. 1965 Buick Special. Cool because it was fast. Scary because it only had lap belts and no head rest.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? The two water bottles on the passenger seat are always full before I take off.

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Unlisted.

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH: a man doing the dishes. Naked.

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED? A shovel. For when the shit of “I’m so good at this” gets too deep.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH? Right hand. It’s got the “right” moves.

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? Hey, fuck you too. And I really MEAN that! :wink:

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? With you? Both.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR? One with you in it.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Seven has a great tone.


Best!
Byz

I love surveys so…

um… er none. I’m saving myself for marriage. Uhhh yeah.

Four lesbians, one apartment

Cheese

Ass

Get Shorty

Erotic

Last time it happened I wondered how my vodka ended up in my pants.

Seven Million!

Pork butts

Again, pork butts

Do blow up dolls count?

Unkie Norman, he’s one of them drunks that likes to give out money.

Owned by a gynecologist, so… both

Down the front of my shirt.

Scorpio

Crack dealer

No bed just a couch.

Both, at different times though.

It looks like eleve… ewww!

Fungus

That chrysler from the “love shack” video. I mean come on it seats about twenty.

The eight does kinda look like boobs… Dear God I’ve gotta get out more.

There you go, I know I’m kinda new here so I hope this sheds some light on who I am.


Za’an kho’ku na tenshi no teeze. Kyoko Baby!

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with? sadly, no one, well not sadly I guess seeing that I’m the adolescent that I am

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? umm…?

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? I have lots of beverages on my mouse pad, no food though

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like? plastic (its a CD magazine, launch)

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK? my Star Wars Trivial Pursuit should come with the ST to star wars

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING? how about gross :Þ

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER? what the hell am I doing sleeping on a rollercoaster?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you?

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL?
I’d have to say I like eating pudding with pencils, it gives it a natural, wood flavor
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM? bACON BITS AlL THE WAY :slight_smile:

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Pooh…he;s dead, right?

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC:
Janis Joplin
FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY? I dont have a car…

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? half full baby!

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Aquarius…aquamarine…haha?

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH:
Janitresses
WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED? A trowel

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH? nope, nope, nope

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 3?

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate :slight_smile:

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR? um?

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: its odd and BEAUTIFUL!!!

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with? Next Thursday.

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? No.

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? Five.

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like? Robert DeNiro.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK? Never done that.

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING? Six years old.

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER? “-gry”.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you? Yes.

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL? Levi’s Blue Jeans.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM? Bigger than a breadbox.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Wrigley Field.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC: Five o’clock in the morning.

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY? “Oh, no, not again!”

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Oscar Meyer.

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Sixteen.

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH: France.

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED? Volkswagen.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH? Cookie Monster.

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? Mayonnaise.

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? William Shatner.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR? No.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Lemon curry?


God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Neitzsche is God. -Dead

Now that was some truly creative survey-taking! You go, grrrl!

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with?
-What is: the oddest response to a Jeopardy! question listing the full names of each of the monkees?

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
-A lonely woman, her Great Dane, and a pantry full of honey bears. Oh wait, that’s my favorite webcam.

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?
-looks like cheeto dust, some red wine, and a brown spot that kind of tastes like either Phad Thai or really old special sauce.

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like?

  • A baked potato with all the trimmins

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK?

  • Chutes and Ladders. The Misfit’s American Psycho album.

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING?

  • Exciting, especially when it can be used to scare other people, like the guy next to me on the plane in his silk Italian suit.

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER?

  • Who’s pants are these?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you?

  • I tried giving them 5 golden rings every day for 7 days last holiday season and that didn’t help. I’m thinking of sending gold cock rings this year.

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL?

  • Whatever i find under my desk that I cannot reack by leaning over. Bic’s make great forks.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM? What flavor ice cream?

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?

  • P.J. McPickleshitter

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC: Me!

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY?
Scary

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

  • Half empty, that way ehn i get pulled over i can chug the last of it and eat a few altoids before the cop gets there.

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
-Very confused. My hair isn’t good at making decisions.

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH:

  • midget nude construction workers spot welding

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED?
-A post-hole digger, for those, hard to reach places.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH?
-Both, I use the two fisted monkey slap maneuver.

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

  • My question is, did they fight you much when you cut them off, or were they already dead?

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

  • depends on the season, white before labor day is a no-no

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR?

  • A hearse

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER:

  • Eight has always treated me fairly and forgives my little inconsistancies.

Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

This is what you prayed for me to come down and take a look at?

Sorry, I don’t do surveys. Your opinion of me will always be anthropocentric, anyway.

NeuroGrrl’s responses slayed me. Mine follow:

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with? They had names? Who knew?

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Just like the one in Friends…except without the guys. And naked.

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? Part or a tuna sandwich that I was eating when I read Grrl’s answers.

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like? Like the bottom of my mattress and the top of my box spring.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK? Operation, with Weird Al’s “Like A Surgeon.”

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING? Exciting! I’m about to produce art!

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER? Who’s this big, blond stooge sitting next to me with a seagull on his face?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you? My record: 17 (I have Caller ID)

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL? Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM? Croutons, as long as they’re ravioli flavored.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Anna Nicole Smith

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC: Whoever it was in the Guy Stuff thread that brought the 151.

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY? Definitely scary. The flywheel came through the floorboards.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full of gin, the other half full of tonic.

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A kind of peekaboo Gemini

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH: Olive stuffing. So erotic!

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED? A plow. It’s for sharing.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH? I was, but we broke up. Lately, I’ve been seeing my calves.

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? Eleven.

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Damn. I hope that’s chocolate.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR? An M-1 Abrams. You honk, I shoot.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Wouldn’t everyone want to be 8 at one time or another?

Burnmeup said, “IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
-Very confused. My hair isn’t good at making decisions.” That means you are a Pisces. It is the perfect sign. Pisces and perfect start with the same letter so it must be true. BTW, I have piscean hair too. :slight_smile:

HUGS!
Sqrl


Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter

But I’m a guy, my hair doesn’t smell like fish!


Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with? Mom, Sis, Aunt Sally and Grandma.

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? A barracks, Stalag 13, 'nuf said.

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? Cheese & peanut butter, you always use those to catch mice.

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like? Dead flies.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK? Chess and “One Night in Bangkok.”

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING? Whose vehicle?

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER? Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you? They can’t come to the phone now, mister.

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL? Erasers.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM? Yes, please and some fresh ground black pepper.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Zsa Zsa Gabor.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC: Johnny Walker, when he was twelve years old.

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY? I dunno, scared the hell out of my parents though.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half a scotch in one hand & half a drambuie in the other.

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cephalic hair, pisces - I seems to love the water and much of it stays behind in the shower. Pubic hair, gemini - I’ve twice as much as I need and it covers the twins.

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH: Slave shaving, tedious but well worth it.

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED? A compost mixer. Ya never know.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH? Both, until I found they were cheating on me with each other.

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? Just one, but I ain’t gonna pull it.

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Umm, neapolitan?

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR? Apache helicopter.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Avagadro was a swell number.


Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

I’m gathering this data and the voice in my head is that of Montgomery Burns:
"Excellent."

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with?
-Does Cow God count?
LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
-I always liked the deal on friends. 3 girls, 3 guys… sex sandwhich anyone?

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?
-Left over pringles from last night’s munchies

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like?
-My ass, I usually read my mags in the bathroom while taking a shit.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK?
-Connect four with the Blade soundtrack!

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING?
-Is there beer involved? If there is, then no. Otherwise, HELL FUCKIN YEAH ITS FUN!

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A ROLLERCOASTER?
-When did I pass out?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you?
-They never call me. They call my sister, and the phone gets passed to me.

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL?
-What the hell do you eat with pens and pencils?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM?
-I’ll say bacon bits. They almost taste like candy-- almost.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
-How was it stuffed? Wink wink-nudge nudge!

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC:
-My Grandpa. I always loved playing Red Light-Green Light with him. To bad he’s dead.

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY?
-Cool. Until it broke down on me in the middle of rush hour on I-75 going downtown. Then it was scary.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
-no comment

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
-Ummm, Leo. Leo the Lion goes GRRR.

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH:
-BurnMeUp’s two fisted monkey slap maneuver.

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED?
-Hedge clippers- for those nasty untrimmed bushes!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT HAND? BOTH?
-My left hand feels like someone else. Uhhhh NO, I mean, no I don’t do that sort of thing, I swear! (what’s all this hari doing on my hands?)

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
-One broken one if you got the Hawaiin Peace Sign pointed at me.

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
-Yellow dog: Monkey Torture.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR? Cheese Log.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER:
-It helps me look into the future when I’m drunk.

(sorry, I got a little tired of answering the last 3 q’s)

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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Which @#$%^&*?! politician is using this poll to take the public’s pulse and thereby build his platform?

Being new to the U.S. survey of things.
The use of writing implements for culinary is common?

NAMES of people you’ve had SEX with?
not “Hey”, “My names not Ted”, or “Is your roomate dating anyone?”

LIVING ARRANGEMENT of YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
I think they curl up under the desk after the newscast.

What kind of FOOD is ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?
I see you have kids too.

What does your FAVORITE MAGAZINE SMELL like?
I’m not in the Army.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME should come with what SOUNDTRACK?
Sorry, this one makes no sense at all.

MOTION SICKNESS: SCARY OR EXCITING?
It’s all part of the adventure.

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON A
ROLLERCOASTER?
Do I go into work tonight?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOUR PARENTS give up and stop trying to call you?
Pick up the phone and bark like a dog. It works.

FAVORITE FOOD to eat with a PEN or PENCIL?
With them? What ever happened to simple foods???

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS ON ICE CREAM?
Queso.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE STUFFED ANIMAL, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO
WOULD IT BE?
I’m in PETA and that’s gross.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC:
One who doesn’t get on a soapbox after they quit.

FIRST CAR: COOL OR SCARY?
But wasn’t it fun right up to the point where the flywheel exploded?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRINK HALF EMPTY OR
HALF FULL?
The glass is half as full as it needs to be.

IF YOUR HAIR COULD BE ANY ZODIAC SIGN, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
No Zodiac, Zippo.

FAVORITE JOB TO WATCH:
Underbed gardening.

WHAT GARDENING TOOL IS UNDER YOUR BED?
Sorry, it’s really technical.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? YOUR RIGHT
HAND? BOTH?
They both fall asleep during sex.

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
I could be using all ten for something besides this, but why?

ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
What type of mood are you trying for?

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DRIVE-IN MOVIE DREAM CAR?
Playing it straight, a ‘57 Chrysler convertible with hydraulics.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER:
Good pi. Good, good pi.

cornflakes – If you need two hands (all ten fingers) to do what I THINK you are talking about than, damn! I’m impressed as all get out! :wink:

I am being of the belief that this is some kinds of joke, and not for taking seriousness.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC: It would have to be either Homer Simpson or Bender.