I got this in an email this morning and I know you’ve probably seen it, but I thought it would be fun to do here: (I’ve changed it a bit to have it work on the boards.)
Copy the previous message and paste it onto a new post. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your fellow Dopers.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
With my wife and 2 kids
(I have also arranged to live at least until my death.)
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
“How to Dispose Of a Body and Not Get Caught”
and
“Splinter of the Minds Eye”
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My mouse.
FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
The one with .22 rounds
FAVOURITE SMELLS?
Clean mountain air.
FAVOURITE SOUNDS?
“Oh God Kwyj! Oh Yes!!! YES!”
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Letting one of my kids down.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
“Do I really want to go to that job today?”
followed by:
“I wonder if I should wake her first?”
ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?
Exciting.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
One. (Why wait longer?)
FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?
NA
[French knight] I’ve, ah…already got one, you see?[/French knight]
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Good family and friends. Good times and good drink
FAVOURITE FOODS?
Anything that disgusts Trinity
IE: Black Pudding, Haggis, squid…
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
What part is it spread over?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Not really. Not unless that car is sporty.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Does my space hogging cat count?
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:
There was a time, when I was a kid. I was playing in the sandbox making a sandcastle. A kid came by and told me. “You know, the structural integrity of a square block is far superior than those round ones you are using.”
I ignored him and went back to picking my nose.
BUT HE WAS RIGHT DAMN IT! MY CASTLE FELL DOWN!!! GOD I WISH I COULD GO BACK!
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Ford Tempo. ::Shudder::
COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.
That wacko that lived down the street from me when I was a kid. He always made the coolest “Whoop Whoop” sounds in the middle of the night.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Imported Beer.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Virgo (Born exactly 10 days before jarbabyj)
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Nope. I smoke them. (Oops…wrong stems)
Yes…yes I do.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A highly paid hammock tester in Mexico.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?
Brown. That way no one would notice.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yep, and I’ve made it a few times.
NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?
[li]Crap(Didn’t see it but Julia Roberts was in it, so it’s gotta be crap),[/li][li]Crap(Again, didn’t see it, but come on. A guy sticks his dick into an apple pie! Is that what passes for entertainment now-a-days?[/li]And
[li]“He was dead the whole time!!! Cool!!!”[/li]
ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??
Righty (But it sometimes just hangs straight down.)
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
The floor
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
3
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Girly sports. Like mud wrestling, or Foxy Boxing.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.
Well, seeing as I am the first one…
PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?
SPOOFE (He’s great with the one liners.)